Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

=====Green Dolphin Street Prison Inmates=====
Recruited by Enrico.
*'''Gwess''': A typical parrot-loving Florida woman who Jolyne shares a bunk with upon arriving at Green Dolphin. Her stand is '''Goo-Goo Dolls,''' which gives her the ability to shrink people down the closer they are to her stand. Gwess forces a tiny [[Furry|Jolyne to speak in "uwu" talk and cosplay as a mouse]] (With an actual mouse corpse). She doesn't join the group after being defeated, as Jolyne doesn't trust her, but she occasionally provides her with information.

*'''Johngalli A''': A near-blind inmate with an inexplicably thicc ass who orchestrated the events that led to Jolyne's imprisonment. Holds a striking resemblance to N'doul, especially when he goes to snipe Jolyne and Jotaro from far away with a smuggled sniper rifle, using his stand '''Downtown Manhattan''' to angle his bullets towards his target.

*'''Thunder McQueen''': A suicidal inmate who was given the stand '''Highway To Hell''' by Whitesnake. Sounds like a stand with an awesome name, right? Well, too bad it's wasted on ghostly propellers that share damage on nearby people whenever the user tries to kill himself.

*'''Miraschon''': A hoop-haired inmate possibly related to the D'Arby brothers with the stand '''Marilyn Manson'''. After being caught stealing by Pucci while he was performing Kakyoin's cherry trick 2.0, he gives her the stand via disk and sends her out to defeat the Green Dolphin gang. The stand works by forcibly taking money from a target whenever they lose a bet or wager, which may extend to organs based on their black market value if they lack the necessary funds.

*'''Lang Rangler''': Contender for one of the weirdest fashion senses in Jojo (And that's saying something when people like Fugo and Anasui exist.) Attempts to kill Jolyne while she attempts to send her father's stand disk to the Speedwagon foundation with '''Jumpin' Jack Flash''', a stand that would solo any of the other Jojo protagonists with its ability to create a zero-gravity zone, complete with horrifying effects such as losing bladder control. Unfortunately for him, he exists in the same part as the OP Weather Report, who generates astronaut suits made of clouds in order to survive the effects and counterattack. Other notable feats about him include stabbing a teacher 69 times and having some slightly wonky cgi in the anime adaptation.

*'''Sports Maxx''': Ah yes, another terrifying psychopath with a silly name. This time around, Sports Maxx is a ruthless gangster (And not the fun Passione type of gangster) who murdered Hermes's sister Gloria for reasons that amounted to Hermes simply being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Despite having been caught committing murder, his sentence manages to be reduced to a measly 5 years under charges of tax evasion and assault, so Hermes decides to take matters into her own hands and kill him herself. In a series first, she actually manages to ambush and kill him before he has a chance to fight back, but soon discovers his stand '''Limp Bizkit''' (Or ''Flaccid Pancake'' in some localisations) has the ability to spawn ''invisible zombies'' from nearby corpses, which attack and eat anything alive in their vicinity. Maxx becomes a zombie himself and manages to chomp away at Jolyne, Hermes, and F.F several times until he is pummeled to dust by Kiss. 

*'''Guccio''': Boy, Bucciarati did not age well, did he? Jokes aside, this weird, scrawny man never fights Jolyne and the others directly, instead being used by Pucci to activate '''Survivor''' within the maximum security ward. The stand itself doesn't do much other than spread a weak electric shock of 0.07 volts, but those volts are enough to radically [[RAGE|increase aggression]] while removing pain and fear, escalating a disagreement or slightly aggravating mistake into a [[RIP AND TEAR|gory, animalistic brawl.]] After turning the maximum security ward into an average [[/v/]] board, Guccio mostly stays out of sight to wait for the conflict to blow over until Anasui finds him and turns him into a human beartrap with Diver Down by inverting his ribcage. Later on, Pucci finds his corpse and turns him into his personal boombox to play Georg Friedrich Händel's ''Messiah''. If you've gotten this far into the series, this should sound pretty normal by now.

*'''Viviano Westwood''': Not actually an inmate but a security guard driven ballistic by the effects of Survivor. He's also an anomaly in the Jojo series as one of the few people to actually wear normal clothing. After beating a bootleg Giorno Giovanna into a pulp, he releases all the prisoners in the MSW to start a "fight club" and picks Jolyne as his next target. The two engage in hand-to-hand combat, something that doesn't go too well for Jolyne as Westwood is trained as a prison guard to subdue unruly prisoners. Furthermore, Whitesnake gave Viviano '''Planet Waves''' at some point earlier in the story, which causes meteors to fly towards him from orbit and burn up before making contact, blowing chunks out of anything or anyone that happens to be in the way. This ability, the effects of Survivor and Westwood's training make this fight brutal for Jolyne, to the point where '''''TEARING WESTWOOD'S FUCKING TOENAIL OFF''''' isn't enough to stop him. Aside from making you question Japan's standards for kids' entertainment, the fight ends with Jolyne hitting the prison guard with the force of his own meteors by wrapping his boot around one of the meteors, causing it to continue flying even after the meteor burns away. The fight leaves Jolyne critically injured, which becomes a problem when the next stand user shows up right away.

*'''Kenzo''': A sprightly 78-year-old man and ex-cult leader who lost his power and reputation after surviving a mass suicide. (Though he doesn't exactly make a good job maintaining it when he proudly promotes urine therapy.) He then spent the majority of his prison life perfecting the art of Feng Shui assassination, [[Derp|a one-time concept which takes half of the fight being explained.]] The other half has Foo Fighters perform all kinds of acrobatic shit against Kenzo, who uses his stand '''Dragon's Dream''' like a compass to pinpoint the lucky and unlucky directions of Feng Shui in order to trigger a coincidental series of events that lead up to gruesome accidents, similar to Final Destination. F.F manages to barely survive thanks to their inhuman composition and the fact that Dragon's Dream is a neutral stand that helps F.F and even back sasses Kenzo until he misinterprets his lucky direction and gets fried by an electric chair. Kenzo ''[[wat|somehow survives this]]'' (Maybe that urine therapy actually works?) and makes a desperate dash towards Jolyne. Before he can successfully pull off his assassination, however, Anasui intervenes and uses Diver Down to obliterate his legs and reform them into springs, causing him to bounce helplessly out of commission. A good time for a reminder that Anasui's supposed to be one of the good guys.

*'''D an' G''': Technically the penultimate boss of the Maximum Security Ward arc before Pucci, though we see more of his automatic stand '''Yo-Yo Ma''' than we actually see him. After seemingly being built up as this smart, calculating badass, he ends up as the victim of Anasui's ribcage trap and starts blubbering like a baby over his now-shredded arm (AKA having one of the only normal reactions to injury in this goddamn series). He spends the rest of his screentime being taken into intensive care while his stand attempts to discreetly assassinate Jolyne and Anasui while [[JUST AS PLANNED|feigning sycophantic servitude.]] This almost works as Anasui is too busy trying to get a kissy from Jolyne, but he is eventually incapacitated by his brain getting rewired into a frog's, and dies for good once F.F [[BLAM]]s his user, whose last thoughts were probably "DanG."

*'''The Green Baby''': A homunculus created from the clusterfuck of violence that went down in the security ward. It doesn't directly attack Jolyne and Anasui due to being an actual baby, but its automatic stand '''Green, Green Grass Of Home''' poses more than enough trouble to the duo due to its ability to shrink anyone moving towards the grassy gremlin until they grow microscopic. Fortunately, the effect is nullified by anything the cabbage child touches or finds interest in, which Anasui exploits by knocking a bottle that they're in towards it. It's unknown whether the baby would've been a Jobro or become a leafier Dio, as Pucci recites the holy words to have the baby [[Flesh Tearers|gobble up his arm]] (To which he is ecstatic, of course) and merge with him to create '''C-Moon.'''

*'''Miuccia "Miumiu" Miuller''': Like Viviano above, not actually an inmate but Green Dolphin's head of security. She's tasked by Pucci with preventing the inmates from escaping, a job that must account for the fact that several of the prisoners are dangerous Stand users. So her Stand, '''Jail House Lock''', prevents those affected from remembering more than three new pieces of information at a time or focusing on more than three tasks, erasing the first memory every time they try to remember a fourth. As you might have already guessed, that is a huge pain to deal with. Furthermore, the longer those affected keep looping, the more it erodes their capability to remember what they're trying to do until they give up completely. She also pretends to be an inmate to mess with her targets and taunt them. Jolyne eventually manages to beat her with Emporio's help, and the gang escapes Green Dolphin afterwards to pursue Pucci.