Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

=====Dio's Bastards=====
Note that this is actually meant literally. They're bastards too, though.

'''Ungalo''': An hedonistic, flat-faced loser who inherited Dio's cruelty and hatred of the world. His stand is '''Bohemian Rhapsody''', a phenomenon that causes copyright-friendly (but not visually friendly) versions of fictional characters who live out their stories in the real world. Given the types of stories that exist, this is already [[Warhammer 40k|bad]]. [[FATAL|VERY]], [[Xeelee Sequence|VERY]] [[Chris-Chan|BAD]]. But it gets worse when someone interacts with these characters, as it forces them to play the role of the character they most relate to, including the events leading up to their death. This effect can even include historical figures, as Weather was attacked by Vincent Van Gogh and nearly died like he did. Weather eventually manages to counter this ability by creating '''Put-Back''' his own [[Mary Sue|overpowered OC]], who sucks up all the fictional characters roaming around, causing the effect to disappear alongside Ungalo's [[Star Wars|will to live.]]

'''<U style="font-size:14pt">IT CANNOT BE OVERSTATED HOW TERRIFYING THIS ABILITY IS. IMAGINE IF CHRIS-CHAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON AND ACTUALLY MAKES THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE HAPPEN.</U>'''

Seriously, its range and effect was GLOBAL. In the short time he used it, Ungalo probably killed more people than every other Stand user in the series combined (not including when the world was cosmically retconned, of course).

'''Rikiel:''' A MAN WEARING A DEAD ANIMAL. Initially a meek child, he took a level in badass after receiving the stand '''Sky High''', which looks like a cheap and shitty children's toy but grants Rikiel the ability to control cryptids known as '''rods''' that feed off body heat.  This causes all kinds of lovely things to happen to Jolyne, Emporio and Hermes, including forcing eyelids to close, controlling muscle movement by taking away heat, and pissing blood. Inherited Dio's resolve and determination, and probably the closest equivalent to Giorno, though his stand is ironically the only one out of Dio's children not tied to fate.

'''Donatello Versus:''' Not a ninja turtle, but a literal (and figurative) dickhead who inherited Dio's ruthlessness and tendency to be an asshole. '''Under World''' is the name of his stand, and allows him to recreate memories of people, minerals and events that happened in Florida by digging them up from the ground. If someone gets caught in the event being replayed, they are forced to experience everything that occurred within the memory, including the impact from a plane crash. As previously mentioned, he's not exactly a pleasant fellow, as he repeatedly tells Pucci to "shut the fuck up" in response to advice that he perceives as backseat gaming, and later returns Weather Report's memory disk to him, endangering the entire planet and indirectly killing Weather [[That Guy|just for a chance to obtain heaven for himself.]] After escaping an initial defeat, Donatello searches for Jotaro's memory disc and discovers it on Emporio's person after [[/d/|taking off his clothes and making some seriously concerning faces.]] He ultimately dies unceremoniously when Pucci disguises him as himself with Whitesnake in order to cover his escape.
He's named after both Gianni Versace's daughter Donatella and one of his brand's diffusion lines, Versus.