Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== Penises are Underpowered in d20 ==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Clitoris" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Penises deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. 

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine penis from Dr. Robotnik for 6,000,000,000 Mobiums (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my penis. 

Y-chromosomes spend 9 months working on a single penis and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest sex organs known to mankind. 

Penises are at least two inches longer than most clitorises and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a clitoris can cut through, a penis can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a penis could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple cockslap.

Ever wonder why the Amazons never bothered conquering America? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Weeaboos and their penises of virginity. Even today, Amazons target the men with the penises first because their raping power was feared and respected. 

So what am I saying? Penises are simply the best sex organ that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for penises:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Rape

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Rape

Now that seems a lot more representative of the fucking power of penises in real life, don't you think? 

tl;dr = penises need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.