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=[[Meme|The Memes]]= Like every other Warhammer video game (or video game in general), very popular memes were spawned from it. See the official meme thread on the Total War forums [https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/173712/total-war-warhammer-memes-thread here]. Memes originating from it include, ==TWW1 memes== * [[Creed|'''VLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!''']] - The long awaited Fantasy equivalent of '''[[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!]]'''. [[Vlad von Carstein]] had gained the ability to allow [[Rape|vanguard development (aka:putting a unit wherever you want on the map except for the enemy's deployment zone, right outside of it is just fine though) for his whole army]], closing in the gap between the enemy and his own army. Considering Vampire Counts have no ranged units in the game, this can be hilariously overpowered. Tretch has since joined in on the action. <gallery> File:VLAAD2.jpg|[[Arkhan the Black|Arkhan]] now regrets that he didn't call Vlad for a party during the Bretonnia Civil War. File:VLAAAD1.jpg| Vlad fixing the end times from the word go File:VLAAD3.jpg| Easy, they said. Lots of sacrifices, they said. </gallery> * '''Alejandro, [[Grombrindal|'''El Enano Blanco''']]''' - Apparently if you use 'Cataph's Southern Realms' mod, the name of [[Grombrindal]] would be changed to Alejandro. Suffice to say, this created a good amount of lol and [[Wat|wat]] along with a small amount of [[Skub]] and turned him into the first Mexican dwarf. Unfortunately, the mod creator fixed this issue, but the memory of Alejandro will live on! Viva! Much later, when Bretonnia was released, the mod caused the Fay Enchantress to be renamed to... Morales. <gallery> File:Alejandro 3.png|Pretty much. File:Alejandro 4.jpg|The evident. File:Alejandro 1.jpg|"Loyal brothers, play the trumpets! Wear the sombreros!! ¡Vamos a la carga!!!" File:Morales.png|The [[Spiritual Liege]] of Estalia. File:The green card.jpg|Ramirez, the Green Card. </gallery> * '''"This is going in the book"''' - A phrase that refers to the [[Book of Grudges]] of the Dwarfs, also known as the Dammaz Kron, which was a meme in itself already, [[Extra Heresy|(so double memes I guess)]]. With the integration of a wider audience and the constant reference to it in the Dwarf campaign, this phrase had become another way of saying 'fuck you' in a humorous way. <gallery> File:Goinginthebook.jpg </gallery> * '''"Summon the Elector Counts!" (Also known to Anti-Empire factions as [[Heresy|"Summon the Elector Cunts")]]''' - [[Karl Franz]]'s dialogue in general is delightfully hammy and has made him a source of more memes than any Imperial since [[Indrick Boreale]]. "This action does not have my consent!" is also popular for when something [[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|grudge-inducing]] happens. ** '''Karl Franz in General''': Due to being the most frequently chosen legendary lord in the standard campaign Karl Franz' voice lines have basically become burnt into the brains of the fandom. More or less every single phrase out of Franz's mouth, every single face he makes, and every single pose he takes has become a meme of some degree of popularity. Not since soulstorm has a Warhammer related video game had so many memes and jokes attached to a single character; but while the jokes concerning Indrick Boreale and Fieravious Carron were very much made to mock them for sounding like idiots (and in Carron's case, not just that but also being the worst Khornate of all time and a hilariously whiny baby when losing); the memes and jokes about Karl Franz are all quite affectionate, at worst making a few gay jokes due to how lines like "I must see to my men" can be taken out of context but otherwise portraying him as a scenery chewing badass. * '''Surtha Ek, the Everchariot''' - The leader of the [[Warriors of Chaos|Varg Tribe]]. Thanks to AI quirks, he invariably fills his army with increasing numbers of chariots to the point that it's entirely possible for him to decide to attack a fortified Dwarf city with an army entirely made of chariots that can do nothing but ride back and forth until they're full of enough lead to give up and die, then try again later after giving up and leaving to get more chariots. While Archaon waits until your campaign is already half over before he starts his rampage, Surtha Ek [[gets shit done]], ravaging Kislev and the northern coast of the Empire with a seemingly endless supply of cavalry archers and chariots for most of the game and may eventually work his way southwards into Orc and Dwarf territory. Many players have cursed the name "Surtha Ek". Famous quotes shared with his Skaeling bro include: [[Khorne|"CEASE!" and "THAT WOULD INCUR MY WRATH"]] [[Tzeentch|"BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!"]]. Possibly one of the many Chaos Lords that succeeded in becoming a daemon prince after the end time (or gets his shit handed by Archaon during the unification). As of the Norsca DLC, he'll start with a chariot mount. Sadly, with the Norsca update, Surtha Ek received new voice lines, which while good, lack the absolute HAM of the stock Chaos Lord lines. ** As of the Mortal Empires campaign, Surtha Ek has gotten himself a Girlfriend: The High Elf Princess that acts as the Faction Leader for Tyranoc had been renamed into "Surthara Bel-Kec" and Tiranoc in Warhammer Lore is well known for it's charioteers, though Surthara doesn't have a chariot as mount option (yet). Although she does always get a trait that buffs chariots in her army (though she can also get a secondary trait that negates those buffs, stupidly enough) *** Now with the release of the Tomb Kings, Surtha won't ever be hanging his head up tight as the Tomb Kings get NINE chariots in a unit. That's like 3 TIMES the chariots other factions can have. It won't be long to see Settra riding his chariots with his other massive, yet superior chariot armies in Norsca, forever taunting Surtha Ek's inferiority. And should Settra defeat the Everchariot, he gets the special "Surtha Wrecked" trait, further buffing his chariot spam. "ARE YOU A GOD?!" Yes, Surtha, he is. **** However, If Surtha wins, he gets the “Settra the Perishable trait... but also... something much darker. +100% damage... to ALL CHARIOTS. If Surtha wins against Settra somehow, the entirety of the Northern Old world is pretty much forfeit. *'''Felman Ingersson''' - The leader of the [[Warriors of Chaos|Skaeling Tribe]]. Like his Varg brother, he raids the Empire's shit. Unlike him however, he operates in the lower southern part like Nordland, Middenland and the Marienburg. Like Surtha, Skaeling also gets shit done with his own chariots, marauder horsemen spam, forcing empire players to buy halberdier and missile units like archer and handgunner. This may actually be a good thing since it'll weaken both Middenland and Nordland enough that they would want to confederate you (Therefore unlocking Boris Todbringer), for the Empire's northern brother are a bunch of Ulric worshiping, Empire hating dicks that gives you a [[that guy|-20 diplomatic relations whenever that felt like it]]. Sometimes they came to Marienburg for those delicious mermaid booties. Since most Empire player rely on Marienburg's port as an early game goldmine, they may sometimes find themselves getting doubled by [[rape|2 or 3 armies of Skaeling doom stack.]] Famous quotes shared with his Varg bro include: [[Khorne|"CEASE!" and "THAT WOULD INCUR MY WRATH"]]. Possibly one of the many Chaos Lords that succeeded in becoming a daemon prince after the end time (or gets his shit handed by Archaon during the unification). Sadly, with the Norsca update, Felmar Ingersson received new voice lines, which while good, lack the absolute HAM of the stock Chaos Lord lines. **As of the current state of the 2nd games with the Norsca presence on the map of Mortal Empires, the Skaeling Tribe has been moved to the Albion region with Wulfrik the Wanderer taking up the spotlight for raiding southern Empire and he will do it as soon as possible in the early game, even raiding [[Bretonnia|Louen Leoncoeur]] for fun. If Wulfrik survives to the late game, he will either spam Norscan Champion or Mammoth at the unfortunate Empire player/AI, so expect port settlements razed near the Norsca sea region. ***Speaking of the Skaeling Tribe at the Albion, region they can now have some stable income for there are 3 settlements in the region, but they'll have to deal with Nakai the Wanderer......which isn't a threat to them, ironically since AI horde faction get themselves killed very fast early game and Nakai doesn't respawn like the [[Beastmen]] do. But if Nakai is played by an experienced player, he will no doubt use the Skaelings as dish towel and then proceed to conquer the entirety of Norsca thanks to Nakai's vassal faction that has no need for region suitability. ****Skaeling also appear on the top right Albion region of the vortex campaign. At least they get to have some juicy elf slaughtering and raiding actions, or the complete opposite that is facing the wrath of Tyrion or Malekith. * Franzer Division - In the lore of Warhammer Fantasy, Leonardo of Miragliano only managed to produce twelve Steam Tanks in his lifetime, and only eight remained in operational service by the time Karl Franz became Elector Count. No such limits exist in the campaign, making it entirely possible (funds permitting) to have a army composed of a General and 19 Steam Tanks, followed by another such army for 38 Steam Tanks performing a blitzkrieg across the Old World. Panzer+Franz=Franzer, hence the meme. [[File:FranzerDivision.png|thumb|The Franzer Division, ready to blitzkrieg an unfortunate Giant.]] *''' [[cheese|Empire Space Marine]]''' - When it comes to auto resolve in every Total War game, the winning meter bar can sometimes be hilariously broken. In this game, you can win almost every auto resolve in Empire Campaign by fully stacking your general with units of Free Company Militia. FCM is, you know, the weak and inexperienced man and woman, sell-swords mercenaries who can barely fight? Yet hilariously, they won in every auto resolve against any units. A Greenskin army with an Arachnarok in it? Dead. Any chaos armies? Dead. Surtha Ek and his bullshit chariots spam? Dead. And since FCM often fight with a sword in one hand, a gun in other, it is very similar to how Space Marines wield their weapon, hence how FCM can be known as [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar's invincible warriors, for they shall know no fear]]. * '''Kislev.''' - For a long time the faction of Kislev ''literally'' did not have any other voice lines to say in response to being selected for, or doing diplomatic actions with them, aside from a (naturally, heavily-accented) statement of "Kislev.". So of course, people are liable to just post that at the mere mention of Kislev. Eventually CA gave them unique voice lines when performing diplomacy but not when selected on the diplomacy screen to keep the meme. Now that Kislev has all but been confirmed for game 3, it's really started to kick up on the subreddit. Even CA has played into it, as the first thing said in the trailer showcasing Kislev is literally just "Kislev." <gallery> File:Poor Grace.PNG </gallery> * '''[[Doomstack]]''' - Playing with the "Doom" splattered all over Warhammer settings, these notorious near-uniform armies of the same type were infamous for making it easier for the player to steamroll enemy armies. Okoii has many examples of rather amusing doomstacks, some of which were otherwise-weaker units strengthened by buffs, skills, and bonuses into a nightmare. ** One example of a doomstack is an army of [[Sisters of Avelorn]]. * '''Tree Hitler''' - Nickname given to Durthu, because on top of [[RAGE|spectacularly pissed off and hateful diplomacy dialogue]], Durthu would not only militarize and become powerful quickly, he had a tendency to invade [[Bretonnia|Not-France]] typically wiping them and the Empire out fairly quickly, before setting sights on the Dwarfs and proceeding to attack the rest of the non-evil Old World. Instead of being an isolationist tree, Durthu became an aggressive dictator, destroying half of the Old World before the Warriors of Chaos even showed up, which made them seem like the paltry relief force to the tree devastation, but instead of fighting each other, they would often form a non-aggression pact and even ally with each other due to the diplomacy bonuses this genocide provides. (Warriors of Chaos start at war with almost everyone) It is perhaps accurate to lore, as Durthu is one of the last ancient Treemen, hates anything not from Athel Loren and is [[Grimdark|tormented by forest spirits reminding him that he has failed to protect the forest and his friends from the outside world]]. * '''Mel Gibson''' - Aka [[Kurnous|Orion]]. As you can see on his poster in the wood elves section, his face is totally-not modeled after Mel Gibson. * '''Smile / Say Cheese!''' - Due to the <strike>radiant and inspiring grin</strike> <strike>ARROGANT MAN THING SMIRK-SNEER</strike> smile on Karl Franz in the TWW1 cinematic for the Empire, photoshoping/using transparencies/"deepfaking"/face warping all characters to have smiles like his has become popular. <gallery> Image:13 Reasons Why (To Summon The Elector Counts).jpg Image:Colgate Sigmarine.png Image:Harkon.jpg|Of course it would have to be Harkon to make it an in-game thing. Image:Fleet Captain Smile.jpg|Actually from the Vampire Coast teaser. Image:Sigvald Faps to TWW3.jpg Image:IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.jpg Image:Actually Less Scary.png|EVERY DAY WE FALL FURTHER FROM MORK'S GREEN LIGHT. </gallery> *'''Where is Krell?''' another "Finding Nemo" related meme. It originates from one of the Legendary Lords, Heinrich Kemmler, who in the lore travels with Krell, a former chaos champion turned into a Wight King. In the game Krell was initially absent, so Kemmler would occasionally shout "Where is Krell?" Thankfully CA patched him in later. *'''Dawi from another Hold''' - A common diplomatic prompt that friendly Dwarf factions use with one another, delivered in the typical amount of ham you would expect from a Warhammer game. Because of the easy quotable nature of this line, it has become a meme unto itself. Typically a poster posts something vaguely Dwarf-like image with the quote, and then other anons respond with the rest of the line, namely - "Tis a great day." Due to the relatively static nature of Dwarfs across different fantasy settings and the hammy response that Dwarfs use regardless of setting this meme feels appropriate, if you post a Dawi from Warhammer, a Dawi Zharr, or even a viking or any vaguely bearded and armoured shape. *'''Archaon, The Neverchosen''' - Archaon, the chosen of the 4 Chaos Gods. The unifier of the northern Chaos warbands. The one who was tasked to destroy the Warhammer world, and eventually succeeded. Surely this man must be one of the most powerful Lords in the entire game! Well... not originally. The term originates from a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOEFL_hCLAs youtube video], which based on some truth. In terms of multiplayer he used to really suck ass. He had decent stats, but was WAY too expensive for what he brought to the table. This has unfortunately lead to poor Archaon to receive the name "The Neverchosen" in the multiplayer scene. It especially sucks for the poor Neverchosen since all the other Chaos Legendary Lords were so much better picks. He did eventually get a huge price cut and large buffs, so now you'll see him relatively often in competitive tournaments (though Kholek and Sarthoreal are still considered better picks), but the reputation seems to have stuck regardless. With TWW3 revealing its customisable Daemon Prince LL this meme became even more relevant, as pretty much almost everyone now thinks that [[God-Slayer]] is far more interesting than Archaon, pretty much downplaying poor guy to a level of [[Failbaddon]]. *'''Will someone please help the Beastmen!?'''- The Beastmen campaign has been... subpar for arguably longer than every other race in the game other than Warriors of Chaos. While most game 1 factions were decent before game 2 and simply suffered from power creep before their updates, Beastmen have almost always been crap on the campaign map. From copy-pasted and heavily dated mechanics, to a slew of iconic units that are missing, they're just a mess to play right now. Their unfortunate situation has led to plentiful memes including shitposts on reddit, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0va_jOlAtXk&list=PLtAC49COdLjkSz_AlBa0GOFTYrL-W24qk| a running series of Skarsnik laughing at Khazrak] and... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSnDQjEquGA| Whatever the fuck this is.] With The Silence and The Fury, Beastmen will be getting many of their missing units and a revamp, meaning hopefully they won't be the laughing stock of the game anymore. *'''Helman Ghorst'''- The very definition of "so bad it's good". An unknown character with only scraps of lore, Ghorst was nonetheless picked as the first DLC Legendary Lord for the Vampire Counts, stepping over a whole host of massively popular Vampire characters like the Bloodline Progenitors (Neferata, Aborash...) or Konrad von Carstein. That of course pissed off a lot of fans, but it was only the beginning. Because Ghorst not only had absolutely dogshite charisma, but he also was one of the worst characters in the game, and remained terrible for a ''long'' time (though to be fair, the faction/army bonuses he gave were pretty great). Having literally nothing going for him, neither crunch nor fluff, paradoxically turned him into an endearing meme, with people cheering whenever they saw hagard Ghorst waddling on his Corpse Cart trying to pick fights he was sure to lose. Even though he has become a pretty decent character over the years (being a good option in some matchups as a cheap Mortis Engine), he remains popular as an ironic icon of the community. *'''The Ordertide'''- You know how in Warhammer Lore most of the order factions are forced to constantly fight on the defensive? Forced to eternally defend themselves against the forces of Chaos and Destruction, barely able to keep their civilization kicking? Yeah, that wasn't the case in this game up until the Warden and the Paunch came out. Due to the fact that they confederate very easily, generally have very little serious opposition in their home territories, and are natural allies to most other good guys factions, you tended to get alliance blobs across the map that dominated the world by the time Chaos actually shows up. This REALLY sucks if you enjoy playing the bad guy factions, because eventually you will reach the point where once you declare war on one faction, you're fighting all of them as they send never ending stacks at you. CA acknowledged this problem for the Warden and the Paunch and effectively countered it by buffing the everloving shit out of orcs, who will now mercilessly pound both the Dwarfs and the Empire into the dirt basically every single game. This is also not helped by the release of the Twisted and the Twilight, introducing two more factions that tend to align against order and a single faction which will smack in the middle of all the Dark Elves in the world. <gallery> File:Ordertide -1.jpg|thumb|help File:Ordertide -2.jpg|thumb|Captain Roth has way more friends this time! File:6z5ikupj33641.jpg|thumb|Accurate representation of the current state of the campaign by the time Chaos rolls around. </gallery> ==TWW2== * '''THERE ARE NO SKAVEN''' - True to the long-running joke both within the community and the trend in the setting, CA pretended that Skaven don't exist by being mum about the obvious Skaven inclusion in TWW2 despite the rat teaser, and interviews in particular became strange when the topic came up. * '''Benedict Cumberbatch''' - Yet again, after [[Teclis]] was revealed in the first trailer for 2, everyone agree he looked exactly like an aforementioned actor. CA even put this meme in the "Skaven Scribe Reacts" trailer, the Titular Skaven Scribe muttering about “Benedict Cumberelf” when Teclis is on screen. * '''Malekith's severe hatred of snow''' - Malekith, the first available Dark Elves Legendary Lord will frequently comment on how much he hates snow whenever he is in a snow biome. The main problem with this is, Malekith starts in Naggaroth. With most of Naggaroth being a snow ridden hellscape, this results in most of your campaign as Naggarond listening to Malekith go on endlessly about how much he hates snow. ** This became so popular several characters comment on this in TWW3. Herald's of Tzeench will comment he hears that Malekith hates snow. N'kari will bring up Malekith's hatred of snow. Be'lakor will comment that he hates snow too. * '''Hate for the High Elves knows no bounds!''' - The High Elves were the second race to be introduced in the sequel, and yet they still haven't gotten a faction trailer despite the game being a day away from release. Even sadder, The Enter the Vortex promo video tries to show off the "Proud High Elves" by showing them getting their shiny asses kicked by Malekith. Like, seriously, even the Empire didn't have it this bad in the first game. This has led to the assumption that CA's marketing team is made up of Dark Elves (or probably played in 8th edition against them. Seriously, one game was usually enough to hate the buggers for the rest of your life). The amount of trauma the poor Asur takes is so great, that we wouldn't be surprised if the High Elf reveal trailer was just ten minutes of Tyrion getting paddled on the ass by a goblin. And with the release of the High Elves trailer, it is.... three minutes of showcasing the other races, High Elves getting killed, and Tyrion and Teclis arguing. Throw us a bone here, guys, seriously. ** This led to the combined-map (titled Mortal Empires) patch notes including a joke note that they've think fixed the cinematic team's obsession with High Elves getting killed, but it'll require further testing...then they released a trailer for 2's blood DLC which involved both High Elves and Dark Elves murderlating each other. For a change, the High Elves actually give as good as they get. ** Minor associated memes: since one of the most vocal threads on the Total War: Warhammer Forum had been named "High Elves - Where's the Love?", community members from time to time asked for a "Mortal Empires - Where's the Love" Thread (which by now had been created[https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/205904/mortal-empires-wheres-the-love], due to the seeming lack of love the Old World received from CA in comparison to the New World. An even further subdivision is "Empire - Where's the love", which appears from time to time, since the Empire is the most uninspired race of TW WH I, partly explained because it's meant to be the standard faction, with barely anything unique compared to other races. Even the Empires "Unique" offices are shared with the Wood Elves that have them in a more interesting way. Karl Franz, the "Greatest Statesman of the Old World" is not having any bonuses to diplomacy and the Empire also is still lacking a playable sub-faction, which led to some people (and according to some snippets in CAs streams also CA) to think about moving Volkmar and Gelt to leading their own factions. *'''Not So Sneaky Skaven''' - The Skaven have a stealth mechanic on the campaign map, where all of their cities appear as ruins to everyone other than other Skaven factions. This was meant to make the Skaven feel like more of a hidden threat, plotting in the underground behind the backs of the other factions. While this was a good idea on paper, there are a number of different reasons why the little rat bastards are very easy to find: **First of all, if you find a bunch of random ruins connected to each other, and if you could swear that a few turns ago those ruins were inhabited by angry lizard people or emo pointy eared BDSM fetishists, odds are they are now occupied by Skaven. **All Skaven armies produce Skaven corruption, so if you come across a ruin in a province with high skaven corruption, bring some rat poison. **While the Skaven cities are invisible to you, they clearly aren't invisible to the AI, as they always seem to march up and siege Skaven cities with giant fuck off armies, (Which we're sure frustrates the hell out of people who play Skaven.) **Skaven cities appear as human/elven/dwarf ruins. If you see them in Lustria, Nehekhara or Southlands pay them a visit with rat traps when you can. **The ritual's magic energy still comes out of the cities even though they're supposed to be hidden. (To be fair in this case, Skaven magic isn't known for its subtlety) **On another note, one of the most important attributes of the Skaven is that they're supposed to be experts at ambushes which is the reason why they have Stalk as the normal army stance. Meta gameplay experiments have revealed that they lose at ambushing to a few other factions including the Lizardmen. (Apparently because a big blue Lizardman with a giant red T-rex is harder to see than a giant rat who has spent his whole life living underground and learning how to move very carefully without being seen.) <gallery> File:TWWH2_-_2g95ydg3e4q41.png|Out-Skaven the Skaven. </gallery> *'''Centigor Milk''' - Right from the gameplay trailer for The Warden and the Paunch which showed Grom's cooking mechanics players have noticed a peculiar ingredient - Centigor Milk. CA didn't even ignore the lore, the description outright points out that the centigor was, in fact, a male. Cue players memeing about exactly what sort of "milk" Grom uses. To add more hilarity, Grom even says "Mmm, Centigor milk.". <gallery> File:Centigor milk.png|Better not to think too much about it. </gallery> *'''Where is Boris?/Finding Boris''' - To make a really, really long story short. After CA released the Video "What is Mortal Empires"([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqSnK4rv7nU&t=0s]), Boris Todbringer had been seen between 0:17 and 0:24 while the narrator talked about the number of playable Legendary Lords in the Mortal Empires campaign. Due to his status as "Semi-Legendary Lord" he had often been rumored to be a DLC/FLC character with a playable Middenheim Subfaction. His appearance in this video immediately sparked talks about him possibly becoming playable with the long-awaited Empire Subfaction. After Whelan of CA had confirmed, that he was only in the video because he was usable in Custom and Multiplayer battles, users started to create pictures with the likes of "Where is Boris Todbringer?" [https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/205503/what-is-mortal-empires/p1][https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/comment/1952003/#Comment_1952003][https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/205545/what-is-the-fascination-with-boris-todbringer/p1]. These pictures came with lines like "Where is Boris?" or "Finding Boris" as references to "Where's Waldo" and "Finding Nemo". [https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/comment/1952003/#Comment_1952003] *'''Khemri TV''' - A Photoshop of tomb kings like Settra reenact the similar but cynical lines from the meme-worthy station MEMRI TV, that publishes and distributes free English language translations of Arabic, Persian, Urdu, Pashto, and Turkish media reports. MEMRI TV was found to be funny by people on the internet due its violent behavior coming from its host as a result of said creative translations and was made a meme. One of the Photoshops has Settra says Araby can go to hell and Khalida says Lesbianism isn't so bad when compared to Vampirism. Speculated in-universe to be a Skaven disinfo campaign, considering the vast deposits of warpstone still existing throughout Khemri. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbDcRo2An1I Now in video form]. <gallery> File:Khemri TV Settra elf.jpg| Remember to stone the elves if you see them on the streets of Nehekhara File:Khemri TV 2.jpg|Khalida approves of this comment File:Khemri TV 3.jpg|Wise words coming from the astronomer of Nehekhara File:Khemri TV Lesbianism.png|[[Board-tans/u|/u/]] would agree with that File:Khemri TV 4.jpg|Settra's reaction to the shameful foreign occupation of Arabyan lands by Bretonnian imperialists File:Khemri TV 5.jpg|A fate worse than being a Dark Elf slave File:Khemri TV hierotitans.jpg|Remember kids, Hierotitans are creations of peace constructed by our peaceful Necrotects File:Khemri TV daysofnagah.jpg|I doubt the other Tomb Kings would agree with you File:Khemri TV oldkhopesh.jpg|In Nehekharan culture, holding an old Khopesh in front of a person is very offensive File:Khemri TV theempire.jpg|Take that Volkmar! File:Khemri TV Hates the Living.jpg|After The Mummy's theatrical release across Nehekhara, opinions of Tom Cruise became mixed File:Khemri TV Special with Settra and Arkhan.png|We interrupt this program due to technical difficulties. (*background noise consist of punches thrown and insults in Nehekharan*) </gallery> *'''turin''' - A YouTuber who broadcast Total War: WARHAMMER multiplayer battles as well as his own multiplayer battle. He is known for making hilarious Photoshop of in-game characters on other picture backgrounds and used it as his video's thumbnail. Other than that, he is a pretty good player himself. <gallery> File:OPTIMUS PINE V T-REX.jpg File:SETTRA V VOLKMAR.jpg File:SETTRA DINO HUNTER.jpg File:THE KEMMLER.jpg </gallery> *'''Ghorgon and Jabberslythe''' - When the Beastmen roster was leaked, many people were upset that these two iconic monsters from the list weren't included. The reason CA gave was due to pricing. See, Warhammer 1 wasn't expected to succeed nearly as well as it did, so the first few DLC were subject to the developer's low expectations and were given smaller budgets. CA claimed making the models for the Jabberslythe units would be as expensive as the entirety of the art budget of Age of Charlemagne DLC for Atilla. The nerds did what they do best, and tried to meme CA into adding them into the game. The memes have only intensified after the Bone Giant was added to the Tomb Kings DLC and the Kharibdyss to the Queen and the Crone, showing that CA has no problem adding more content to DLC after they launch. Many hope that the Beastmen players <s>(all five of them)</s> <span style="color:brown"> '''STOMP!''' FAHK U BORIS!!</span> will get their shiny new monsters, and an upcoming Wood Elf DLC adding DLC content for DLC factions, that day may be upon us. As of The Silence and The Fury, the Beastmen did in fact get both the Ghorgon and the Jabberslythe added as playable units. *'''Vampire Coast''' - Producing quite a few memes when it first was announced, which is predictable given its pirates. Many of them began as attempts from /v/ to troll /tg/, which failed spectacularly due to the excitement for the expansion and general silly nature of it all anyway being hard to actually get angry at. Most revolved around pirate jokes, pretending that Vangheist wasn't being added and being enraged about that, labeling the addition of Cylostra as SJW, general cracks at Saltspite's masculine appearance as well as false outrage that she isn't sexy, mispronunciation of Vangheist's name as everything from Vargheist to Vasectomy, references to the Giant Enemy Crab meme, and discussion of pirate shanties. How the Necrofex Colossus reloads was initially a meme, until CA answered it in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O8RqJ3QVLA a video focusing on the model] where it shows that it loads itself with its other arm and must have some kind of magic to fire (Harkon is known to utilize parts from Salamanders) given it also doubles as a flamethrower. <gallery> Image:Disneys Pirates Of Warhammer.png Image:Giant Enemy Crab.jpg Image:Captain Ursala.png Image:Amenar In Mortal Empires Before Sartosa.jpg|At least we know why Amanar didn't appear before now. </gallery> *'''Pirate Captains of Slaanesh''' - Vampire Coast Lords and Heroes have many different names that often end up making hilarious innuendos that probably makes Slaanesh proud. N'Kari might be trying to influence Luthor's crew before coming in game 3. These include, but are not limited to: **Dick Half Mast **Catherine Booty Catcher **Maggie Hornigold **Dick the Slimey **Tiny Tim Booty Catcher **Vinny Cocklyn **Jimbo Nutt *'''FUCKING TODDY!''' - A meme depicting Boris Toddbringer, Elector Count of Middenland, as a crazy, bombastic warrior that constantly shout, swear, and above all, is completely obsessed with Khazrak One-Eyed. It was born during the Yogscast Jingle Jam 2018, while the crew was playing a modded Old World campaign as Middenland, when a fully armored and eyepatched Tom bursted into the recording room asking if anyone had seen Khazrak One-Eyed and calling himself "Toddy", keeping his persona all the way through. The meme took the Yogscast subreddit by storm, and quickly made its way to the Total War community. Like Big Daddy Franz himself, Toddy has a few extremely hammy catchphrases, always written in all caps. Those include "HAPPY FESTAG!" (<s>the Empire's equivalent for Christmas</s> It's actually not, it's just their word for Holiday), "HE TOOK MY FUCKING EYE!" and "CARDIO BEATS CHAOS!". The meme's popularity prompted renewed calls to make Middenland playable in Mortal Empires. Recently, it was referenced by CA themselves in patch notes, describing how “TODDY ON /!$%!£@ FOOT” got a points reduction, and CA sponsored [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S28-JvPaa_0 a humorous video of Toddy] telling <s>tall</s>true tales of him hunting for Khazrak while also happening upon a bunch of monsters (three of which are in The Silence & The Fury DLC of course, that's part of why they'd sponsor it). *'''Lizard Hitler''' - Tehenhauin quickly earned this nickname for himself, due to his burning hatred of the Skaven and his ultimate goal to completely exterminate them all. The cherry on top is that the game actually gives him the ability to trigger a full blown global race war between the Lizardmen and the Skaven, which will more often than not end up with a lot of dead rats. *'''Vashnaar, The Campaign Ender''' - Out of all the rogue armies to be added to the game after the release of Warhammer II, none has caused as much rage in the fanbase as Vashnaar's conquest. Based off of a minor Chaos aligned Dark Elf character from the lore, Vashnaar leads an army of high tier Dark Elf and Chaos forces (The two best heavy infantry factions in the game, as well not to mention that unlike Warriors of Chaos, Vashnaar can support his Chaos Warriors with Dark Elf ranged units and monsters) to sodomize the player's hopes and dreams. If this guy spawns close to your territory in the early game your campaign is pretty much already over as you likely have nothing to fight his army and his city garrisons are also stupidly broken. He gained Surtha Ek levels of infamy in the community, though while most people see the Everchariot as a funny meme, most people legitimately hate Vashnaar for how powerful his army is and how he can end your campaign if he spawns too close to you too early. <gallery> Image:TWWH2_-_6mpow1at58s41.jpg|<s>YOU GONNA GET RAPED</s> Meh.... When he shows up this late in the campaign he's less "Game ending threat" and more "Free XP." </gallery> *'''Nerf Spider Riders/Elven Supremacist/Hellcannons On Wheels/Lotus Moon Hates Him.''' - A minor group of related memes from the [[That Guy|"competitive"]] multiplayer scene. Multiplayer balance for Warhammer I & II has generally been an afterthought but the few who play it competitively are known for screeching about things and demanding changes that barely make sense from a competitive standpoint (ie nerfing anything that counters micro-intensive elf-skirmisher+skirmisher cavalry builds, but nothing about making more static factions better). After Forest Goblin spider-riders were microed effectively to blunt several Wild Rider charges during a particular tournament battle on stream in July 2019, a CA balance forum thread appeared about nerfing the rarely used unit for being broken and making Greenskins OP (The greenskin player lost the actual battle). A lot of these connect in some way to the prominent "serious" player Lotus Moon; his infamous ranting on the CA's balance forum seems disproportionately influential on recent balance changes which favour micro-intensive skirmisher armies. Fans of the multiplayer scene like to guess what under-used, average-to-subpar unit will upset Lotus Moon next, earning nerfs that affect both campaign and online modes. *'''Overcrowded Lustrian Rumble''' – When CA released the second game, Lustria was mostly filled with minor factions: the only major factions were Skrolk in the lower part, Teclis in the back corner, and Mazdamundi all the way up in Warhammer Mexico. However, with each new expansion more major factions were placed in Lustria to join the fun: Early on, Khalida was given the desert area of Lustria, Luthor moved into the Awakening, and Lokhir took over the coast. Things started to get ridiculous when Ikit Claw and Tehenhauin were also shoved into the now crowded Lustria, leading to the continent turning into a pit-fight with most playthroughs. Teclis’ campaign suffered the most from this, with their only allies, the Fortress of the Dawn faction, getting roflstomped by Lokir or Skrolk early on, leaving them completely isolated and surrounded by enemies. <strike> The final nail in the coffin was the Hunter and the Beast, with Wulfhart, Nakai, and Gor-Rok showing up to party, ensuring that Lustria turns into an orgy of factions trying to screw each other (with Teclis most often being sodomized the worst of them all).</strike> Scratch that, with the incoming DLC "The Silence and the Fury" Thorek has been added into Lustria in the vortex map, meaning now we have Dwarfs to deal with. It seems CA couldn't think of a more fitting way to close TW2 than to make Lustria an even bigger clusterfuck. <gallery> File:Fortunate Son Teclis.png|thumb|IT AIN'T ME! I AIN'T NO PRINCE'S SOO-OON File:Here We Go Again Teclis.png|thumb|The feeling when starting most Teclis Campaigns File:Smash Bros Lustria.png|thumb|Accurate portrayal of Lustria during the mid-game File:Wild Ride Teclis.jpg|thumb|Maybe Teclis shouldn't have left Ulthuan... File:TWWH2_-_xv0ppbspn2341.jpg|FAR from the Truth </gallery> *'''Crack Pairings (AKA Lore Unfriendly Alliances)'''- Because an alliance between Dwarfs and Vampires makes as much sense as an alliance between Dwarfs and Skaven... or even Lizardmen and Skaven. In short groups that are supposed to hate each other (say Skaven and Dwarfs) have a -40 or so penalty to relationships, which can be outweighed by positives if you go to war with Grimgor, Wurzag, some Beastmen herds, the dickhead rogue armies that pop up and Chaos Warriors while you've not done anything to Thorgrim because he's pushing north and you don't have a border. <gallery> File:TWWH2_-_4simyiegyug41.png File:TWWH2_-_q1sddjl3jfm41.png|When settling a grudge is more important than your pride and your hatred for a mortal enemy. File:TWW2_-_rlfoh0cbqay31.png|Tretch: Ah! Lizard-thing is busy fighting skeletons! Tretch make pact-deal just to get close-near for killy-kill! File:TWWH2_-_l17tiy7p0xc51.png|But of course Alith Anar would ally with those he swore eternal vengeance upon: The rat-men are a far worse threat than their twisted and debased kin! File:TWWH2_-_1596558477_Grimgor.png|Nothing says "imaginative Co-op" like intentionally going against the lore. File:TWWH2_-_txls9l213ki51.jpg|Queek is either smart and trying to play both sides or just wants to spite Archaon to get bragging rights about being stronger than Chaos. File:TWWH2_-_78f6qrwpq3j51-A.jpg|"Tsundere Kavorka Rat" </gallery> *'''INSOLENCE (AKA Do you know who I am?)'''- When you play as a character who, lorewise, is the ''de jure'' universal representative of their faction and you get rudely addressed by a subordinate faction that apparently doesn't recognize you. (Examples: Karl Franz and Alarielle) <gallery> File:TWWH2_-_87rmegdarrm31.jpg File:TWWH2_-_fphl1p8msly31.png File:TWWH2_-_1507931531_20171012154511_1.jpg|OUCH. Looks like Teclis isn't going to forget or forgive [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D56CckqlsB4 that argument from earlier before]. File:TWWH2_-_owx4591762v31.png|As if wearing a suit of armor to cover the entirety of your scarred body wasn't bad enough, now you have to put up with double-standards of the other Druchii. File:TWWH2_-_spvzl7njwcx21.jpg|Strength rank means nothing apparently </gallery> *'''Where's Thanquol!?'''- The debut of Gotrek and Felix as Legendary Heroes has inevitably spurred a torrent of pictures and questions constantly asking CA about when the most incompetent, Skaven-y, and popular of the Grey Seers is going to have his time in the game. Unfortunately, CA had (subtly and without a word) communicated the fact that there was absolutely no plan to include Thanquol in Warhammer 2. So disappointed fans can only hope that Thanquol will get to play a major role in Warhammer 3. *'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRpdJqMC80| Welcome to Estalia, Gentlemen]'''- Based of Gelt's speech during the Estalia battle for his quest for the Amulet of Sea Gold. The speech basically signifies that Gelt is sacrificing imperial lives against an undead army just to secure an item to help with his research, and he's barely hiding it. Due to the hamminess and delivery of the speech, it makes it sound like some kind of speech given to troops before being dropped in the middle of Vietnam, and you can bet your ass the community has made the connection. *'''The Memelords'''- In multiplayer, some Legendary Lords are so hilariously awful that they gained memetic status within the community. Picking them might make you lose the game, but it'll certainly win the heart of the people! The current Memelords are: Tretch Craventail, widely considered to be the worst Legendary Lord in the game (so bad that he has an item that will give him bonuses ''if he's currently losing the fight''); Nakai the Wanderer and Tiktaq'to, both inferior to their generic Lord counterparts. Honorary mention: Helman Ghorst, who used to be the greatest of all Memelords, and still retains some of that reputation, despite becoming quite valuable in some matchups as a dirt cheap Mortis Engine. Grimgor also used to hold this honor but ever since the Greenskin rework and his buffs he went from "King of all Memes" to "Usable but supbar". Malus also used to be one of these since before once to turned into Tz'arkan in game 2 it was an inevitable bleed out, but in Game 3 his self heal now out paces his health drain so he can actually kick ass in Daemon form now. *'''Take On/Abduct Captives'''- After winning a battle, the High Elves and Wood Elves have the option to replenish their armies by "pressing the prisoners-of-war into service". A popular misinterpretation of this fact is that they're making Non-Elf prisoners fight for them which really sounds like something they would never be dumb enough to consider doing. And doubly so in the case of the isolationist Asrai. What's likely happening is they're using POWs as slaves for carrying supplies and handling more menial tasks so more Elves can be freed up to fight in the battles, but the other idea is a lot funnier. <gallery> File:TWWH2_-_w116cnm6tez31.png|When you don't have time to Encamp and replenish losses for the Sisters of Avelorn. File:TWWH2_-_a57je7pgzx461.jpg|Who knew the Orcs could make such sound and irrefutable logic? File:TWWH2_-_gnql4bo2th461.png|Considering the misery they go through in their lives, these Skavenslaves are VERY lucky. </gallery> * '''He Flies Now''' - Much like J.J. Abrams forgot that jetpacks have always been a thing in Star Wars, Malagor forgot that he could fly and has had to imitate the peacock since the introduction of the Beastmen. Fortunately, the Beastmen Rework has enabled him to remember this skill and now the Crowfather glides far above his minions. ==TWW3== *'''Ko-Ko-Kostaltyn''': Pretty much as soon as this man was revealed people immediately noticed a resemblance to a certain Russian mystic (AKA Russia's Greatest Love Machine). Needless to say, the memes came flooding in comparing the new Kislev character to his real life counterpart. Similar to Cylostra many people were upset that CA put an OC into the game, especially since to many he took Tzar Boris's spot as on of the 2 starting Kislev Lords... until it was revealed that Boris was in the game anyway, that is. That said, his resemblance to Rasputin did warm him up to many others, if nothing else than for the meme potential. *'''Three Kingdoms of Cathay''': Another big Total War project running in parallel is Total War: Three Kingdoms, set at the fall of Han Dynasty China. Since Cathay is now a thing, cross contamination was inevitable. ** This meme's name also has another meaning, considering that Cathay has been split between the quarrels between Miao Ying, Zhao Ming, and their siblings. *'''Sun Tzu said that!''': With the release of the Cathay trailer, a ton of jokes have been made referencing the famous Chinese general and the units in game with a quote from a Team Fortress 2 trailer. Quotes include "If your cannon can't kill the giant bird Daemon, make it bigger" ""If you want to fire a cannon in the air, tie it on a balloon" and "When the cannon is not killing the sky demon, send in the Dragon Waifu." Generally just making fun of the wackiness of Cathay (though to be honest, it would be more surprising if Cathay DIDN'T have their version of Sun Tzu.) *'''Imrik's waifu/Imrik the simp/Imrik is a scalie''': With the Cathay trailer revealing [[Miao Ying]], a badass dragon lady who can shapeshift into a beautiful human form, people noticed that Imrik, as a [[Furry|fan of dragons]], would probably want to "ride" her. Cue jokes about his Mortal Empires start position being as close as possible to Cathay in-game, him pinning after her, etc. The presence of dragon-blooded human lords in Cathay do hint that Imrik may have a chance in theory, but sadly for our prince Cathayans Dragons find the very idea of a dragon being used as a mount absolutely revolting and think their "Western" cousins are debasing themselves for allowing the High Elves to ride them. So they probably don't like High Elves much. Better luck next time, Imrik! <gallery> File:Imrik and Miao.jpg|Yep, the shippers never rest. File:Imrik's waifu.jpg|Didn't take long. File:Imrik Pokemon.png|Yeah, Good Luck With That Imrik </gallery> *'''Cold and aloof''': Yet ANOTHER Miao Ying meme. These words are used every time in descriptions of the Storm Dragon, to the point of them becoming her unofficial title. *'''CARAVAN''': Thanks to the Cathay caravans traveling through Greasus's turf, many ogre mains have decided that the best thing to do to get Meat quickly is to ambush said caravans. It also seems to be an 90% chance that your caravan (while playing as Cathay) will be attacked just by ogres. update: since immortal empires came out, attacking Cathay caravans become an all-faction thing, sense attacking one can get you up to '''10k TO 100K gold!!!''', the dragon siblings can be full of piss and vinegar all they want, they ain't leaving Cathays walls anytime soon. *'''#JusticeForTzeentch''': The release of the Cathay Trailer got the hype for game 3 into a massive overdrive as a new race would be introduce to the Warhammer world. Sadly, that hype was almost immediately driven off a cliff when screenshots revealed Chosen of Tzeentch, which as it turns out are just blue versions of the Chosen models we have had since day one. No, we don't know if this is a placeholder or not, but even if it is it severely pissed off EVERYONE who expected actual uniqueness in the Monogod factions. I mean, you already made unique warrior models for Khorne, so why did you take the lazy way out for Tzeentch? The community had banded together with a collection of complaints, memes, and arguing in the hopes that this will get changed. As it turns out, those Chosen units aren't even in the game anyway, they're just dismounted knights used for marketing. Fortunately they got remodeled when Immortal Empires came out and they look fucking SEXY now. <gallery> File:Blue Chosen.jpg|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v3oNNCGt9w&ab_channel=Tarriff| This man turned the entire Total War Community against itself, only to deceive us all by revealing he never existed in the first place. Truly one of Tzeentch's greatest champions.] File:Tzeentch Knights.PNG|By making his knights simple recolors, Tzeentch decieved CA by making them change their models so that he would thus get empowered. JUST AS PLANNED! </gallery> *'''OGRES, MY LORD!''' - The annoying reminder by The Advisor whenever an Ogre camp shows up to pick up some Ogre Mercenaries. Depicted once again by Tarriff, to the annoyance of Greasus himself. *'''Build-A-Daemon Workshop/My Pretty Little Daemon Princess/Daemon Prince Daniel''': once the [[God-Slayer]] was revealed, a giant flow of memes immediately followed. Firstly, the ability to customize this Daemon Prince resulted in an expected comparisons with similarly customizable toys. Secondly, after CA showed him being named Daniel in their demonstration, this humorous and unassuming name became his official nickname. CA has even embraced it, referring to him as Daniel in the Immortal Empires map reveal. At this point, Daniel may as well be his canon name. *'''The Southlands Thunderdome''': As soon as the new starting positions in Immortal Empires began to be revealed, it quickly became apparent that the now complete Southlands were going to be a giant slugfest, with tons of different factions vying for supremacy, making the newly baptized "Thunderdome" the successor of the Lustriabowl in Game 2. Oh, and if you thought this meant Teclis was finally safe, nope! CA decided to move him down there. Poor guy can't catch a break can he? Maybe he wants to be flanked from all sides like in Lustria? *'''SHORT!?''': A reference to the Immortal Empires trailer where Thorgrim took offence to a comment made by Teclis about the High King being shortsighted. The reaction of the High King and the Dwarfs present was so over the top that now every Dwarf must write a grudge into the book everytime the word "short" or something similar is said to them (this page alone has 17 entries in the Dammaz Kron). *'''Greenskin "Labourers"''': In the Theocracy of Zharr Naggrund, there are the Chaos Dwarfs and beneath them there are <s>slaves</s> ''Labourers''. Their economy is founded on labourers toiling in mines, you send out armies to get more labourers by winning battles and convoys to trade for more labourers and you use Goblin and Orc labourers in rags and chains as cannon fodder for your armies. The insistent use of the term even though was done to separate them from the Druchii, but it has lead to lots of comments comparing the Chaos Dwarfs to Amazon or the Greenskins unionizing and so forth. *'''Big Hats''': Obvious Chorf Joke is Obvious. *'''Drazhoath the cat lover''': One of Drazhoath the Ashen's lines when clicked on a deep sinister "Minu"... which happens to be the French word for "kitty". So the French fandom ran with the idea of this sinister evil wizard fawning over cats. *'''The Wild East''': you know how in those cowboy films with trains and how it focuses on a train robbery? well this the Warhammer fantasy equivalent, but instead of the west its east, and instead of humans, its chaos stunties, similar to plundering fantasty-chinese caravans, you get a fuck-ton of gold for robbing them, best part is you don't have to feel bad about it, cause screw the chorfs and their compensating hats! Tho the historic "Wild East" sometimes refers to the late medieval/early modern period (1400-1600s) in eastern Europe and Central Asia, where Cossacks and the remnants of the Mongol Khanates roamed wild and free across the steppes, so the comparison is quite apt. *'''norscan monke''': the primitive monkes that inhabit norsca, mocked by all for their inability to build walls, let alone understand walls and known for their obsession with bananas and are bullied and hunted by everyone and everything, especially by rakarth and the ogres, it's been documented for norscan brains to explode when trying to understand walls, can only count to 5, and to screech at anything and everything, this joke is particularly used by the youtuber tariff, mocking the norscans at every opportunity to the point their not even considered humans anymore. ==Minor Memes== <gallery> File:Tkjvsw80wkdf.png|And you wonder who runs [[Warseer|that site.]] File:Troll_troll.jpg|srsly File:Dank giant.jpg|[[Deal with it]] File:Mostinterestingchaoslord.jpg|The most interesting [[Chaos Lord]] in the [[Old World]] File:Ftpu4bm3u921.jpg|No wonder [[Tomb Kings|they]] take so long, [[Settra the Imperishable|he]] needs to approve of everything in the game. File:Beastjw.png|[[SJW|They hate men, they hate civilization,]] this is fitting. File:Geltmember.jpg|Geltmember: "Can I turn their yoo-hoos into gold? It's kinda my thing, you know?" File:Twifred.png|Quit your whining, Vlad made it through all of them. File:Iseesomeshit.jpg|King Louen has seen some shit. File:DarthKFranz.jpg|Not that kind of Empire. File:Blackbook of the Hole.jpg|The treachery of Nagash knows no bounds! File:BretonnianRepression.jpg|Typical conversation in Bretonnia. File:Alarielle Anticorruption.jpg File:Volkmar_Gladiator.png File:TWWH2-AbsurdNames-Lizardmen-01.PNG|Either these Skink Priests are well-endowed and impressive in the bed or the Old Ones have a very strange sense of humor. File:TWWH2_-_1554561361_뱀과쥐2.jpg|Ikit Claw won the popularity contest by a landslide thanks to his Doomrockets. This made Tehenhauin mad as hell as a result. File:Skink.PNG|Warhammer 2 was so successful, the Lizardmen got a small but serious fanbase in Asia. (In case you didn't know.) File:TWWH2_-_1515025600_151281927315870453.jpg|REMOVE SKAVEN File:TWWH2_-_ttvm21n91y141.png|Stupid Sexy Snikch! File:TWWH2_-_Queek-Chan.jpg|QUEEK-CHAN File:TWWH2_-_Ikit-Chan.jpg|IKIT-CHAN File:Elf waifus.jpg|Say what you want about Warhammer Elves, but their chicks are HOT! File:TWWH2_-_maratma_ghandi_-_fkkensus63q21.png|That's quite an honor for Ikit Claw to be confused with Mahatma Gandhi (Civilization I). File:TWWH2_-_vxk9tkbrz4o51.png|Department of Redundancy Department File:TWWH2_-_8nmz7d61pe241.png|CRAWWWWWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIN File:TWWH2_-_xmkgqd7jilj61.png File:TW_-_j5pi2ymnxwl31.png|If Warhammer had this much Gatekeeping, Chaos would never make it past the Northern Wastes. File:TWWH2_-_1ieze3m8z8s51.png|Gun Elves would go way against the lore and be crazy OP. File:TWWH2_-_8eyecu28jmrg.png|IT JUST MAKES SENSE File:Sonic skaven.jpg| GOTTA STAB-FAST, YES-YES. File:2020-07-27_-_TWWH2_-_EY5BzjjWAAEiQIm.jpg|Yes. It do be like that. File:Rakhart VS Imrik.jpg|Gotta Catch All the Dragons File:TWWH2_-_lze44fy8dsm61.jpg|Mister not-Skaven's mutants are good... File:TWWH2_-_c8y8hjb9dsm61.jpg|...But Throt is simply better-wiser. File:TWWH2_-_tumblr_p60fczPAio1r24pklo2_540.png|This is what it's like to have one of the most unenviable jobs among Skaven. File:TWWH2_-_fupsschiyel41.jpg|Took a wrong turn at the launcher and ended up in 1212. File:TWWH2_-_tk5cjjsi56r41.jpg|Is it strange to give one of your heroes a gun when they're from a race that has no familiarity with such a weapon? Is it funny to think about them making good use of it regardless of their limitations and how it might go against the lore? Yes on both counts. File:TWWH2_-_tumblr_pr2ynowu251r24pklo2_1280.png|We're not sure how one word in the saurian language ended up being similar to another word in the mexican language but when it comes to those cute, loveable skinks, who cares? File:TWWH2_-_z2fwe4qv0xz41.jpg|Accidentally Accurate File:TWWH2_-_j1vgni48sv651.png|Manlet von Cailloustein File:TWWH2_-_Snikch_-_j23sn3ty4g141.png|Homework FAIL File:TWWH2_-_dqi6565hgyz21.jpg| File:TWWH2_-_AgTUmtg.jpg| File:TWWH2_-_1565361940_Kroq_Gar_has_a_Gun.png|As if someone wasn't already scary OP enough. File:TWWH2_-_5zO7V8ZgYH_ylL1fVy0koictxvgYpMctHlyIkqlKqMg.jpg|Some peasants wish they were in the army because they believe it's safer. This guy, wishing that he was a farmer right now, would gladly have them believe otherwise. File:Warhammer_-_1576358548147.png|Handle with better Care File:TWWH2_-_e469sdfy9vg41.jpg|It's called "Karak Eight Peaks" for a reason. File:TWWH2_-_digbjdhz8yre.jpg|Am I playing a strategy game or a fighting game? File:TWWH2_-_Card_FAIL_-_qyihc8l46t161.png|When a freelance mod-maker does a much better job than a paid employee. File:TWWH2_-_1588681734_Adorable.png|It really is hard to take Skinks seriously. File:TWWH2_-_9rs1f57y12v61.jpg|<s>Dude, I know the game is good and all but PLEASE GET YOUR EYES (AND BRAIN) CHECKED.</s> Mobile Games and the people who make them are such trash that they have to lie, cheat, and steal from both customers and games that are far better than them. File:TWWH2_-_Metallurgical_Confusion.PNG|The writers can't make up their mind in regards to armor composition. File:IQ.png|Beastmen vs Archaon IQ File:Mannfred Others Should Fail.png|Mannlet's Motivations File:MarienburgTWW.png|Marienburg's Role in the Campaing Map File:TWWH2_-_ym4otcpy6csa1.jpg|Visiting Lustria may result in instant regret instead of easy money. </gallery>
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