Editing Warhammer: Age of Sigmar (section)

=====[[Ironjawz]]=====
Massive <strike>Orcs</strike> Orruks, the literal 'ardest. They take the place of the Black Orcs, who look upon these superior greenskins with envy as they pry armor off of dead Warriors of Chaos and pound it into shape with their fists into a magnificent covering (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect The Worf Effect] for an explanation). [[Tuska_Daemon-Killa|Remind you of anyone else?]]

Ironjawz are the elites among all Destruction, who do not even tolerate the existence of weak and lesser things than themselves.

Consist of: 
* '''Ardboys''', which are the rank and file of the Ironjawz. Not technically born of Ironjawz, Ardboys are simply any <strike>Orcs</strike> Orruks massive enough to be tolerated among them (who in the previous Warhammer would be Warbosses). Thought to be a silly and eccentric lot due to them desiring musicians when all other Ironjawz see it as a waste of weapon-holding hands, marching in disciplined ranks while other Ironjawz are individually focused on getting themselves into the battle as soon as possible, and using cloth to make banners differentiating themselves which Ironjawz see as pointless (but the cleverer ones recognize the benefit of a hard frontline if only to keep the enemy pinned to make it easier to krump them). Most Ardboys wear helmets.
* '''Brutes''', the elite among the Ironjawz. They aren't stupid so much as ignorant on an unprecedented scale, they ONLY understand fighting. Not war, not tactics, fighting. They have only one goal; smash. When they encounter a wall, they smash it. When they encounter a tree, they smash it. When they encounter things that move, they smash it. When they go to the red light district to get it on, they smash i- no wait
* '''Gore-gruntas''', basically the boars of the old setting with more muscle and spiky things. Dire Dire Boars. Gore-gruntas eat almost anything, and the metal that they shit out is called Pig-iron and used to form the weapons and armor of the Ironjawz.
* '''Megabosses'''. Megabosses are Ironjawz that have killed a lot. Like, a whole fucking lot. You think you know killing; these guys wrote the book on it, if they could write in the first place. The more fights an Ironjawz survives the bigger they grow, and when none is larger that Ironjaw is the new leader making Megabosses the best of the best ([[Meme|sir, with honors!]]).
* '''Weirdnob Shamans'''. Orruks with almost no control over their own bodies due to the insanity required to channel the magic of Destruction and its out-Chaosing chaotic nature through them. They twitch, squirm, spasm, drool, gibber, and cause extremely random fucking shit to happen. 
* '''Warchanters''' Ironjawz mostly think music is pointless, but Warchanters are percussion masters whose entire job is to take anything that can be held and hit anything else to create a loud noise like a drum beat which causes flashmobs of Ironjawz similarly hitting random things in rhythm. 
* '''Maw-krushas''' Giant Wyvern-looking things. Have the personality of Brutes. Ridden by Megabosses. Their physiology works on the same system of "clap your hands if you believe" as 40k Orks, as they can fly despite their wingspan being too small to lift their bulky, rotund physiques; however [[Lulz|the book suggests they're so belligerent even gravity doesn't want to mess with them]].