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== Nuclear Weapons are Underpowered in the d20 system== That's it. I'm sick of all this "Mutually Assured Destruction" bullshit in EVERYTHING that's going on in the d20 system right now. Nukes deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself build 1 megaton nuclear weapons in my toolshop for $500,000 each (That's about 500,000 US dollars) that I've had for 2 years now. Even solid slabs of steel were vaporized by my test nuke. Nuclear weapons are fuelled by the best Uranium in the United States and send their by-products into other Uranium atoms million of times to produce the most powerful weapon known to mankind. Nuclear Weapons are thrice as powerful as a Fuel Air Explosive (FAE) and thrice as cheap than a FAE for that matter too. Anything that can be blown up by a FAE a nuke could do better. I'm pretty sure a nuke can vaporise a ARMY of knights wearing full plate with a single vertical drop. Ever wonder why the Soviet Union never invaded Europe? That's right, the Soviets were too scared of the capitalist Americans and their red button of annihilation. Even in the Cold War, Soviet missile silos were ordered to destroy American nukes first because their damage is feared and respected. So what am I saying? Nukes are simply the most powerful weapon ever the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for nuclear weapons: (Weapon of Mass Destruction) 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Damage. Area Of Effect 2000 sq. ft Counts as Instant Victory. Now that seems a lot more representative of the awesomeness of nukes in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Nukes need to be in d20, see my new stat block.
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