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===Pulse Pistol=== [[File:Pulse_Pistol.jpg|201px|right|thumb|Pulse Pistol]] Predictably a pistol-sized Pulse weapon, the Pulse Pistol is a far smaller version of the Tau Pulse Rifle. As a pistol-sized Pulse weapon, it is only used by certain Tau personnel as a basic defense and hold-out weapon to be applied in desperate situations. The only time you'll ever see one of these on the board is if a [[Battlesuit]] equips an ejection system and the pilot bails out (''5th Edition''), on a Sniper Drone spotter (''6th edition''), or carried by a Fire Warrior. Even Drones are armed with Pulse Pistols, specifically [[Escort Drone|Escort Drones]] used by the Water Caste. That one is understandable since you can't really make a pacifistic impression when a bodyguard robot with two cannons is right besides you. Hilariously, this thing manages to retain the same shot-for-shot power ratio of a full-sized Pulse Rifle. As hilarious is a part of 40k fluff (''[[Skub|depending on whether you find a dead Fishface turned into a Fishcake hilarious]]''): a lone Tau Water Caste was trying to secretly kill a [[Ultramarine|Smurf]] [[A Game of Pretend|by pretending to talk the angry blueman down through the use of]] [[Diplomacy]]. This includes speaking to him of Ultramarine culture and whether it would be considered honorable to kill an [[Bullshit|'unarmed']] woman and what [[Roboute Guilliman|Papa Smurf]] would think of this dishonor. Her weapon of choice? [[FAIL|A Pulse Pistol.]] Yes you heard us right β a Tau bred to be diplomats first and soldiers later actually thought it was a good idea to kill a supersoldier with lightning fast reflexes at ''close range'' with what counts as a really powerful [[Laspistol|flashlight]]. And if she'd succeeded the entire freaking Legion would probably have ganged up on the Tau and erased their existence in time for lunch. Suffice to say, in a rare stroke of [[Awesome]], [[Cato Sicarius]] [[Derp|of ALL people]] saw through her [[Bullshit]] [[/d/|and proceeded to flatten and crush her to death with his hueg augmented blueberry muscles]]. <center> {|class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="background: white;" |+ class="nowrap" style="white-space: nowrap"|'''Profile''' |- | {|align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=10 |- | {|class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" style="background: white;" |+style="white-space: nowrap;"| Gallery |- |<gallery class="center"> PulsePistolModel1.jpg|<center>Model</center> PulsePistolModel2.jpg|<center>Holstered Model</center> </gallery> |} | {|class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" style="background: white;" |+style="white-space: nowrap;" | Stats |- | {{40k-Ranged-Weapon-Profile-7-8|r7=12"|s7=5|ap7=5|type7=Pistol|r8=12"|s8=5|ap8=0|d8=1|type8=Pistol 1}} |} |} |} </center>
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