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== Polarbears are Underpowered in d20 == That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bear" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Polarbears deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine polarbear in Stockholm for 42 crowns (that's about $6) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my polarbear. Inuits spend weeks working on a single polarbear and sharpen the claws up to a dozen times to produce the finest bears known to mankind. Polerbears are thrice as sharp as american bears and thrice as hard for that matter to. Anything a bear can cut through, a polarbear can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a polarbear could easily bisect a walruss wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why penguins never bothered conquering the north pole? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined polarbears and their claws of destruction. Even in Happy feet, Penguins targeted the polarbears first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? polarbears are simply the best bears that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for polarbears and polarbear cavalry: (Exotic Large Animal) Str 24, Dex 9, Con 23, Int 1, Wis 12, Cha 2 Counts as Masterwork (Exotic Large Mount) Str 24, Dex 9, Con 23, Int 1, Wis 12, Cha 2 Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of polarbear in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Polarbears need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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