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==Second War for Armageddon== To make a short story even shorter, the Second War for Armageddon was a massive fucking meatgrinder full of happy [[Orks]] and pissed off [[Human]]s. [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] arrived on the planet with a bunch of [[Ork_Fleets#Others|Roks]] and a few billion Orks and decided to make things more interesting. Armaggeddon's ruler at the time was a fucker by the name of [[Herman von Strab]], a man so delusionally assured of his own abilities and decisions that ignored every piece of sensible tactical advice given and sent numerically inferior, split focus forces to fight against the uncharacteristically clever Ork hordes. He actually deployed a [[Titan_(Warhammer_40,000)|Titan Legion]] [[FAIL|without any kind of support, resulting in their total defeat]]. When things really started going south, he evacuated to his private bunker and bombarded his own cities with past-the-use-by-date [[Exterminatus#Virus_Bombs|Virus Bombs]], killing millions of his own people as well as the Orks. The planet was only saved due to the actions of a few loyal but disobedient commanders, including [[Commissar Yarrick]], the Old Man himself, who took over and started [[gets shit done|getting shit done]]. Yarrick managed to hold things together with his half-whipped and half-starved forces until the Marines arrived to help out. [[Dante|Commander Dante]] arrived with a taskforce to finish the fight. Ghazghkull got bored and fucked off to space. Kinda like WWI. All this war did in the long term was create [[Mephiston|Mephiston]] and set the scene for the big war that came after, which brings us to...
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