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===Conversion Beam Cannon=== [[File:Conversion_Beam_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|<center>Conversion Beam Cannon</center>]] The uncle of the Conversion Beamers that is mounted fittingly, on the big cheese of Imperial Knights, the [[Acastus Knight Asterius]]. The Conversion Beam Cannon looks like a twin-linked Heavy Conversion Beamer that some Techpriest decided to simply ducktape it and said, "Fuck it! We need an Acastus Knight that could deal with hordes of infantry and tanks!". Due to the cost and difficulties in making a Conversion Beam Cannon, let alone in factoring the cost and expense in making a new Acastus Knight design, these weapons were pretty darned rare by the turn of the [[Horus Heresy]]. It wouldn't be surprising that by the turn of the 42nd Millennium, only a few of these bad boys are left, locked up in the vaults of [[Mars]]. On tabletop, these things are one of the ultimate vehicle ''tarpit'' killers. [[Rape|Oh yes, this thing deals with ''vehicle hordes.'']] With a range of 42-72", this monster of a Conversion Beamer is not only a Ordnance 1 weapon, but it is also a [[Powergamer|S10, AP1 weapon with a 7" Massive Blast template.]] [[Cheese|It also has Sunder which ''re-rolls failed AP rolls'' and Wrecker that deals a +1 damage on fortifications.]] Oh yeah, did we forget to mention that the Asterius carries [[Rape|''two'' of them!?]] [[Anal circumference|Anal circumference indeed.]] {{clear}}
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