Editing Daria 40k (section)

===Turn 5: Pierce Me With Sword & Fire.===
Amid the roar of gunfire and agonized screaming, an even more hateful sound emerged as the superannuated mechanisms of the Rhino Transport ground and shrieked across the battlefield. The tank was painted black, aside from the evils sigils painted on its surface and the brown of the dried blood that had dripped out of the skulls of defeated enemies that adorned the roof-racks. From the hatch, four figures emerged, clad in twisted power armor and carrying instruments of incomprehensible technology and vile demonic forces.

"Hey. We're the Mystic Spiral Chaos Legion... though we're thinking of changing our name. This one goes out to all you followers of the shrunken corpse god on Terra. Hit it."

''My hopes have been crushed''
''My heart's turned to mush''
''Feel like you threw me underneath''
''A Rhino Rush!''

The heads of countless Guardsmen exploded from the sheer awfulness of the Noise Marines' dissonant, Warp-spawned "music", but the monstrous refrain was soon cut short as the shaven-headed Marine laid down his instrument of destruction.

"Hey, wait a minute, I don't think there is a Rhino Rush anymore."

"What?"

"Yeah, I think they got rid of it the last time they changed the rules for transports like they did with [[Fish of Fury]]. It was just too rigged."

"No, I think it's still around," The long-haired one spoke up, "It just got nerfed."

"No, I'm pretty sure it's gone."

"Damn, this is gonna drive me nuts." Said their leader.

"Um, guys, does it really matter?" The youngest-looking one asked.

"Nah, we gotta figure this out. Let's go find a copy of the latest codex."

Their expedition was short-lived, however, as at that moment their own transport was dashed to pieces by the foot of an air-dropping Warlord Titan.

"Omnissiah damn it!" Shouted the Princeps irritably. "They told me the drop zone was clear! Do you have any idea what that's gonna do to the shocks? Or what the repair bill's gonna cost? GAAAH!!!" The amniotic Link Connection Liquid in the Titan's Command Plug turned pink with blood from burst capillaries and the automated medical systems went into overdrive trying to restore the Princeps' heart to working order. On the ground below, the Noise Marines dusted themselves off and surveyed the damage.

"Damn. Anybody got a glue-gun?"