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== Daily Actions of Krieg Guardsmen == 05:00 - Get Up. The Kriegers will rise from their dugout, foxhole/bunker/gun emplacement to start the day. 06:00 - Mandatory Bed Making. The Krieg soldiers spend the next hour making his bed so much he doesn’t have time to rest. 07:00 - Thanks To The Emperor. The Kriegers will give thanks to the emperor, fireworks are fired off daily (and usually out of a basilisk onto some heretics' mustering point) to show how great he is. 08:00 - Morning Rations. Breakfast is for the weak and non-Kriegers. However, rough riders will give their genetically engineered super horses a bag of oats and a nice apple before today's maneuvers begin. 09:00 - Morning Bayonet Charge. Kriegers will launch themselves at enemy positions today before [[Commissars]] are even able to give the order (or more importantly, countermand such an order). Shiny medals are given out for bravery much to the confusion of the average Krieger who doesn’t know what a medal is. Or what it's for. 10:00 - Entrenching. Kriegers will fight, die, and dig trenches for the next hour or so, or get shot while digging trenches, or bash the local heretic's face in with said entrenching tool. Those that have lost theirs can typically find another one buried in the skull of a local heretic. 12:00 - Lunch Time. Faux-Soylens Veridiens ration bars are issued to Kriegers, the Kriegers give thanks for this wonderous meal (which tastes like a wet sock). 13:00 - Mandatory Bed Making. Kriegers spend the next hour making their beds. 14:00 - Afternoon Bayonet Charge. Kriegers will charge enemy positions - most wont be making it back. Those that do, please return the equipment to the local Quartermaster so it can be reissued to other Kriegers. 15:00 - TV Break. Kriegers will stop for an hour and put on famous Krieger game shows such as “the price of a mile” the weakest link (in our fortifications) family fortunes Krieg edition (which when your name is alpha 62487 and these are my clone brethren is remarkably popular) hole in the wall (of guns) and total wipeout (much to a Krieger's disappointment ISN'T a show about 100% fatalities), also casualty Krieg edition is popular. 16:00 - Thanks To The Emperor (Again). Kriegers spend the next hour or so giving thanks to the emperor for entrenching tools, gas masks and that Mechanicus-issued tin of beans they had last week. 17:00 - Evening Bayonet Charge. Those Kriegers that didn’t die this afternoon will be given another opportunity to redeem themselves, by charging through no man's land into the enemy's most fortified position/gun emplacement. 18:00 - Evening Rations. A larger, more substantial meal of ''two'' ration bars is given to Kriegers. Those that complain about the taste of said ration bar shall be served an extra helping of death. 19:00 - Drug Break. Kriegers will take their Mechanicus-issued “performance enhancers” which can be bought from the local quartermaster and used for everything from teething for younger Kriegers to hunger suppressants. 20:00 - More bed making. The Kriegers unmake and remake their beds again to show how hardcore they are and disciplined. Those who got their arms blown off earlier by ordnance will try to make their beds with their teeth. 21:00 - Last Chance (for Martyrdom). The Kriegers who didn't die in today's siege/meat grinder will be given another chance to die for the Emperor. As [[Commissars]] and officers decide who's going to have the honor of this evening's kamikaze mission, dozens put up their hands and yell out “ME ME ME ME ME!” as if it was free money. 22:00 - Free Time. Those Kriegers who didn't die in today's kamikaze missions are now utterly depressed, the one guy in 500 who will try again tomorrow with another 500, gasmask wearing madmen, better luck next time. 23:00 - Home Time. Kriegers will retire to their dugouts/foxholes/bunkers/trenches. Others will pay a visit to their gene-donor's foxhole to ask for advice on being blown to smithereens by older, wiser, more experienced soldiers, who will in turn ask the ranking officers (grandparents) on what is best to do in said situations. It's usually at this point when young Kriegers ask their gene donors for permission to go to a major bayonet charge this weekend, at which point parents will say “If you're going to fight in my bunker, you charge by my rules, no bayonet charges after 8pm”. 00:00 - Prep. Young Kriegers spend the next hour or so making their beds and or disassembling their Lucius pattern lasguns, some Kriegers work up the courage to ask out other Kriegers if they’d like to share a ration bar in a newly bombed out hole made by artillery fire (some Kriegers find this more intimidating than charging today's gun emplacement). 1:00 - Rest. The Kriegers are ordered to go to bed by some very tired [[Commissars]], so the Kriegers obey and put younger Kriegers to sleep while older Kriegers lock up their bunkers and give thanks for such a homey rockcrete bunker over their heads.
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