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==Memorable Quotations== *"''Chaos moves at its own pace, alien. Not yours.''" - Eliphas telling off [[Gorgutz]] for complaining about him not killing him fast enough. *"''Then I won't lie to you brother. You have been lied to enough''." - Eliphas, to Davian Thule. *"''Such inspiring courage! Perhaps we'll mount your corpse on a golden chair and make an idol out of you as well.''" - The quote that solidified Eliphas' popularity amongst the Imperium hating Heretics. *"''Wonder instead how we could have ever trusted one such as him...brother."'' - Eliphas to Thule after Thule says how could the Emperor have ever trusted "trash" like the Word Bearers, and Eliphas is actually avoiding the question by that comment. *"''No...that cannot be so...''" - Eliphas when responding to the Necron Lord of Kronus telling him of the coming (shit) storm of [[Matt Ward]]. *"''Alien, you come to your death.''" - Eliphas to Shas'o Kais, not knowing [[Tau]] having no presence in the warp means that O'Kais thinks it's just static. *"''Yesss... Come into my home, Taldeer.''" - Eliphas killed the Vindicare Assassin and raped Taldeer. Or vice versa. *"''The people here have already accepted the Black Testament. So will you.''" - Eliphas is a religious badass. Far moar so than any SPESSH MEHREEN. *"''Come! See the faith of my crusaders, they shall soon cleanse you of your disbelief.''" - Eliphas sending in yet another tide of squeaking Cultists and Chaos Space Marines. *"''Well done! You have come further in this blessed land than I ever thought! Lord Khorne shall drink your blood from the very soil!''" *"'''BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!'''" - Eliphas, channeling Araghast's badassness. *"'''SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!'''" - Because <s>Khorne > Every other Chaos God.</s> [[WAAAGH|overused battlecries]] are overused. *"''Do not be so quick to make foolish offers, Daemon. Araghast too once thought I would be an asset to his cause. Look to what has become of him.''" - Eliphas being a '''BADASS MOTHERFUCKER''' in the face of the ascended Azariah Kyras. *"''You wish to honor Lord Nurgle? THEN DO SO FROM THE GRAVE!''" - Eliphas, upon slaughtering a coven of Nurglite guardsmen, also is funny because decomposition joke. *"''YOU FIGHT FOR NOTHING, YOU ARE NOTHING!''" - Eliphas, upon [[awesome|soloing a '''Land Raider''']]. *"''Observe, brothers. Observe how Space Marines choose to die, and how little choice they have in the matter. Come Davian, we have unfinished business!''" - Eliphas, just about to kill Davian Thule, the bastard. *"''Oh, Davian, He cannot hear you.''" - Eliphas upon killing Davian Thule. The bastard. *"'''THE ETERNAL WAR ENDS FOR YOU THIS DAY!!'''" - Eliphas, out-Khornate-ing a an <s>Black</s> <s>Alpha</s> Black Legion (<s>what in the fucking eleven circles of hell would make you think that the deranged chaos champion was from the Alpha legion?</s> <s>Perhaps because he bore Alpha Legion colours?</s> (Nonsensical rambling, no legion like that <u>ever existed</u>) Chaos Champion, while Typhon was getting the shit blown out of it. Said Champion died in one hit. *"'''WHY DOES ANYTHING THINK I CAN BE KILLED!?!'''" - Eliphas, shrugging off bolter fire and in the mood for some rape. *"''An ambush, we are finished! /sarcasm''" - Eliphas mocks the Blood Raven's unmanly attempts to kill him while also being sarcastic. Oddly enough, most people who hear this line miss the obvious sarcasm. Which can lead you to suspect that most people are monkeys. *"''No coward has ever remained hidden from the Black Legion! I will relish in your soul's eternal suffering!''" - Eliphas expresses his idealized view of the Black Legion whilst calling Kyras' a faggot and calling him out to some FIGHTAN. *"''CAN YOU WEAKLINGS NOT FIGHT ANY BETTER?!''" - Can YOU scream this to an on-rushing army of Orks after having slaughtered their Warboss? No, you can't. *"'''These are the Blood Ravens; finest slaves of the Dead Emperor. We owe them ''much'' more than a quick death.'''" - Eliphas, alluding to how he shall rape the Blood Ravens. *"'''IN BATTLE, WE ALL HONOUR KHORNE!!!'''" - Eliphas always did worship Khorne above all the other Gods. *"''Kill any [[Orks|xenos]] and take what you need. Their pitiful souls will do little to sate the Chaos gods, but '''oh, how they bleed'''."'' - Eliphas once again showing his preference for Khorne and busting a sweet rhyme at the same time. *"''You cannot impede the Black Inheritance.''" - Eliphas, unlike a [[Abaddon|certain other Chaos Lord who's first name is Ezekyle]], has a reason for his title. *''"Give my regards to Slaanesh, Eldar!"'' - Eliphas, showing those [[Eldar|pansy fucks]] right to Slaanesh's palace. *"''[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Hey Corpse-Emperor, furk you.]]"'' - In a letter to the Emperor, shortly before getting psychically punched from halfway across the galaxy. {{Template:Chaos-Marines}} [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Chaos]] [[Category:Space Marines]] [[category:Black Legion]] [[Category:Word Bearers]] [[Category:Dawn of War]]
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