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=== Mega Gargant === [[File:Mega Gargant.jpg|300px|thumb|right|The Mega Gargant back in the Age of Yore that is [[Epic|Epic.]]]] These are the largest Ork Gargants (besides the unique Temple Gargant) to date. Equivalent to the Imperium's Emperor Titans. This is what happens when a notable influential Warboss begins to whip up his boyz to create a moving personification of [[Gork]] and [[Mork]]. Once completed the Mega Gargant would be so big that not even its legs would be effective anymore, and would instead rely on trusty old treads, turning this into a moving <s>[[Battlefortress]]</s> battle fortress. Orks get the equivalent of a [[/d/|immodest orgasm]] and their enemies respectively shits themselves. These Mega Gargants are armed with pretty much anything in the Orks plethora of weapons and can go toe-to-toe with even an Imperator Titan or Warlord Titan. Like the Imperator Titan, it could be safe to assume that the Mega Gargant is the Ork's equivalent and answer to these God Machines in function. It could be said that the Mega Gargant prioritize as a gigantic line breaker that could instantly turn the tide of a long-drawn slug out. The massive and impressive weaponry that the Mega Gargant could carry would be able create a breach in a defensive formation and allow smaller Ork infantry and vehicles to exploit the situation. Additionally, the vast amount of weapons would mean that it would also be effective as a giant siege engine. The amount of forward-facing [[Belly Gun|belly guns]] as well as the [[Skullkrusha Mega-Cannon]] would make quick work of any enemy fortresses whilst its [[Supa-Lifta-Droppa]] would use the immense weight of enemy Titans against themselves. At close range, the Mega Gargant would utilize its giant [[Miscellaneous_Weapons#Krusha|Krusha]] claw arm to rip open the [[Anal circumference|rear end]] of an Emperor Titan if it got too close. The Mega Gargant is an overall excellent answer to the Imperium's modus operandi of sending a wave of tanks and vehicles. However there is a catch. The Mega Gargant's large size and sluggish movement makes it exceptionally vulnerable to air and orbital strikes. Furthermore, the majority of the Mega Gargant's weapons are forward-facing, meaning that it is vulnerable to the side and rear. If the Mega Gargant is flanked by a Titan or superheavy tank legion, then it is fucked without proper protection from smaller Gargants and Stompas. Still, if you don't have the weapons necessary to combat it or lack orbital bombardment, [[Rape|consider yourself quite fucked.]] *'''Height:''' 32m *'''Length:''' 24-26m *'''Crew:''' 300 crew; approx *'''Weight:''' 3-5 kilotonnes; approx
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