Editing History of Traditional Gaming (section)

====1000-500 B.C.====
*The Greeks design more intricate polyhedral dice than the 4 and 6 sided ones previously made.  An 8-sider and 12-sider join the ranks.  Greek Soldiers are punished with buttsex when caught playing ''Ares and Argonauts'' while on guard duty.  This becomes widespread.  Some people theorize that anal rape was far too lenient a punishment for playing a d12-based system, while others say the system was punishment enough.  That's for the philosophers to decide.