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==Daily Rituals== 04:00: Morning Wakeup- The Marines Errant retrieve their shotguns from beneath their beds. 05:00: Morning Prayer- The Marines Errant gather to pray. Typical prayers include serving the chapter well and having the opportunity to use a shotgun on anything. 06:00: Morning Firing Rites- The Marines Errant gather on their ship's firing ranges. Battle brothers will often run into close combat range of the target servitors and proceed to fill them with bolter shells. Pulling out shotguns for use at any range is encouraged. 07:00: Morning Battle Practice- The Marines Errant will launch practice close quarters combat within the battle barge. For now, the use of heavy weaponry is prohibited. Any battle brother who can snipe a servitor with a shotgun is permitted to hold the chapter standard. The [[Rip and Tear|Doom Eternal]] [[Doom|OST]] is played to increase morale. 09:00: Morning Meal- The Marines Errant eat a small meal of tac and gruel. Sometimes, younger battle brothers will amuse themselves by cutting their tac with their shotguns. 10:00: Tactical Indoctrination- The Marines Errant gather to learn why they are the only real space marines and why everyone else is doing it wrong. They will study ancient relics to understand what a marine truly is. Such actions often offend the sixth Chaos god, Matt Ward. They also discuss the tactical use of shotguns and why they are superior to bolters in enclosed spaces. 12:00: Afternoon Meal- The Marines Errant eat a meal comprised of more gruel and tac. Any neophyte who complains is offered the opportunity to join the Marines Malevolent. Citrus is used as flavoring to prevent space scurvy 13:00: Afternoon Battle- The Marines Errant capture a Chaos or xenos transport vessel and set it in tow. 13:30: Afternoon Firing Rites- The Marines Errant practice sniping turrets off of said vessel. A purity seal is awarded to any battle brother who manages to breach the hull of the enemy vessel. 14:00: Afternoon Battle Practice- The Marines Errant board the enemy vessel and hunt down the crew to a man. This time, the battle brothers are permitted to use any weapon they choose, resulting in massive damage to the interior of the ship they are boarding. 16:00: Deployment Practice- Having successfully turned the enemy ship into a smoking wreck, the Marines Errant jump from the ship and into awaiting drop pods. Any battle brother who gets caught in a planetary gravity well or misses the drop pod has his shotgun confiscated. 17:00: Shore Meal- Having successfully landed on the surface of a nearby planet, the Marines Errant have a grand feast of some of the finest food the Imperium has to offer, as their relationship with rogue traders gives them premium access to goods they desire. Any neophyte who previously complained about the previous shit meal in afternoon and/or morning tac and gruel is forced to hold the table up while the others feast. 19:00: Evening Prayer- The chapter gathers to thank the emperor for being able to use shotguns. The chaplain will make it a point to force substandard battle brothers who do not get shotguns to lead prayers. 21:00: Free Time- The Marines Errant have free time. Some battle brothers will gather to use relics like "Star Wars Battlefront II(the non heretical one)", "Battlefleet Gothic: Armada", or "Star Wars: Empire At War". Others shall take time to show that there are other guns to use, such as the Naval Boltguns. These brothers are typically veterans of the first company. 23:00: Bed time- The Marines Errant return to their rooms. Battle Brothers shall place their shotguns under their beds before going to sleep. 24:00: Heresy Check- The Chapter master uses special servitors to ensure that each shotgun is well maintained, as any battle brother who poorly maintains his shotgun is clearly a heretic.
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