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===Rennug the Fat=== Rennug was a runty git, who was almost too unorky for comfort. His Ork Clan lived on an unimportant world, fighting other Clans in an endless bid for supremacy. Each group believed themselves the Orkiest, and the strongest. But no clear victor ever came to power over the planet, to lead all the Orks in a WAAAAAGH! Rennug grew in this environment, where the fighting had no end and no true glory was being had by any Ork. The same scraps day in and day out, the same loot being passed over twice a week. Now, Rennug did love a good scrap, but he enjoyed eating even more. Why waste time, in his mind, fighting pointless fights when you can just enjoy the time you have? His fellow boyz would find him after battles skipping over the dead, not looking for dakka, choppa, or any flash, but meat. The best meats he could find. Eventually, the other boyz got sick of Rennug, who managed up till that point to surprise everyone by living for so long. A group of Slugga Boyz surrounded him, and started hacking at him with their choppas. What wasn't expected was the thick layer of fat that had developed around Rennug's orkoid flesh. The axes didn't cut in very far, and Rennug showed for the first time his soon to be legendary bouts of rage. Losing all sense, he went into a fury ripping apart ten Orks his own size alone. What made it clear to everyone never to mess with Rennug again though, was when he ate all ten of those boyz right after. The whole Clan gave him a wide berth after that incident, but some started giving him the good squigs to eat so he wouldn't eat them. It dawned on ole Rennug that if he kept this up, there could be plenty of nice meat to eat. He wrestled control of the Clan with some boys following him, and then set about conquering all over the place. The nameless planet fell soon after, and it wasn't long till Rennug decided to leave. His mind was a tad sharper than most Orks, forming a plan on how to get famous quick. The Skythykos Cluster was nearby, his Orks spreading out all across it. He told his Orks to go on "tray'nin' sprees", fighting each other in bouts of scraps to build up their strength. What wasn't realized however, was that this sent spores everywhere. Within a few years, a whole horde of Orks was being born. Rennug realized what was happening instantly. Rennug wasn't so craven anymore, and had grown big. Tall and wide. Larger than any warboss say for the infamous Khork, Rennug rallied his massive calling of young bloods to attack human space. He wanted a fight with the Imperium, this big gang of humans led by the Shiny Humie Warboss. His assault would fail horribly, and he'd be burned by the [[Sons of Fire]] for his trouble in the [[Flenching of Skythykos]].
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