Editing Pathetic Marines (section)

==''The Unfortunate Eldar Ship''==

Every Eldar I have met during my explorations claimed that thier race is the most expert in the art of void combat, I seriously doubt so.
After one of the mani quasi-random Warp Jumps of the Bastion of Weakness, the Pathetic Marines found themselves exactly next to a Eldar Corsair Voidstalker.
By the garbled vox trasmissions between the (supposed) command bridge of the Bastion and the Voidstalker it appears that the Eldar mistook our loyal Astartes for Chaos warriors, nothing less than Chaos space marines!
The Marines engaged the xenos in boarding action...
Or the Eldar did...
Or even both...
[[File:damnmonkeigh.png|400px|thumb|left|If by "something" we mean jokearo heavy digital weapons, yes, the Corsair troops were killed by something.]]
(''In any case, anyone that is foolish enough to fight a Space Hulk is anything but an expert in void combat.'')
In any case, the battle was fierce, very fierce indeed. The Captain of the Sniper Company himself was wounded so gravely in battle that he had to be transferred into a Pathetic Engine (Patheticnought) in order to survive.
The battle raged on for a few minutes, then every Eldar died because of... ''"something"''.
The Captain of the IX company was the one that decided to drive the damaged ship into the Bastion in order for the Hulk to absorbe it, but this plan didn't last for long as another peculiar thing was caught on the long range auspex...

-''Inquisitorial Record n.4358376-476, Inquisitor Emil Von Ansanger, De Miserationi Adepti Astarti ''