Editing Perturabo (section)

==Post Heresy==
While his brothers don't do all that much, Perturabo doesn't sit on his ass all day. In 400.M32, he single-handedly annihilated the [[Forge_World#A_few_Forge_Worlds_of_note:|forge world of Toil]] in eight days. With [[Nurgle]]'s help, he unleashed a machine-plague that transformed the planet's factories into walking monstrosities while causing [[Daemon Engine]]-spewing cables to burst out of the ground, making him the most deadly hacker to ever exist. He also helped [[Abaddon]] fuck up the [[Iron Hands]] during the 10th [[Black Crusade]] (possibly because he was sick of people getting the Iron Warriors and the Iron Hands mixed up all the time), making him the only Daemon Primarch known to have actually participated in a Black Crusade.

After the Great Rift appeared to fuck shit up, Perturabo led the Iron Warriors to besiege [[Segmentum#Segmentum_Obscurus|Segmentum Obscurus]] worlds as he had been planning and attacked the planet Dysactis in person. However, the [[Death Guard]] had the same idea too; what's more, they were led by [[Mortarion]]. As to be expected, the two Primarchs had a grand old family reunion (a big fight for no genuinely good reason). The duel lasted for seven hours before Mortarion managed to beat Perturabo and drive him off. Being the sour asshole he is, Perturabo detonated a series of explosives before he left.

In the limited edition of Storm of Iron, we finally get a look at Perty's Daemon Prince form! He's... actually pretty normal-looking; he even still wears his ''Logos'' battle armour, though it's now massive enough to resemble a fortified Dreadnought-like sarcophagus and looks disturbingly alive, possibly canonizing the fan speculation of him being an uber-Obliterator. Besides that, he looks a little decrepit, with the skin of his face appearing pale and outright necrotic in places; guess using Warpstuff to fix that hole in your soul thanks to [[Fulgrim|that overgrown peacock]] is pretty bad for your skin.

While the Great Crusade had already done a number on Perty's aging due to stress, there is a delicious [[irony]] to be found in how poor Peter Turbo is starting to look [[Emprah|exactly like his old dad.]] Someone, for the love of the Emprah's non-existent penis, please fetch the Lord of Iron 10,000 years worth of body lotion.