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===Why it still sucks to be a Snotling=== *You're as dumb as a brick and won't notice anything until it is too late. *You're nothing more than ammunition in the battlefield. *You're considered the cannon fodder of the cannon fodders in the battlefield. **Seriously, you are going up against Titans, tanks and supersoldiers with a stick and a piece of glass. Even Grots get to use knives and the occasional gun. *You may get accidentally stepped/crushed on and nobody would even notice you, let alone care. *You look like a Gretchin fetus. *You will grow up to be the size of a house cat. **The house cat is higher on the food chain than you. *The myriad variations of "Kick the Snotling" are among the more popular between WAAAGH! activities of your superiors. *To say that [[Ripper|Rippers]] (the lowest Tyranid creature) are the Tyranid equivalent of Snotlings is somewhat disingenuous, given that Rippers eat Snotlings.
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