Editing Sorin Markov (section)

===The Imprisonment of Avacyn===
After this tremendous Eldrazi-related fuck-up, Sorin decided it was time to go home, sit on the couch, and have a nice tall glass of cold blood ale before finding Ugin. But the first thing he noticed was that his waifu Avacyn was nowhere to be found! Vampires and other horrors were back in full force, decimating humanity once again. And demons and devils had joined the party, so now humans could have a side of ass-rape with their being devoured by werewolves, drained by vampires, and possession by spirits. As one could expect, Sorin was just a little bit [[Rage|upset]].

He'd had enough of being civil thanks to good ol' Nissa Revane ruining his plans, and enforced a simple policy; anyone asked a question as to where Avacyn was would provide an answer, and if they got in his way they would die. This [[Inquisitor|inquisitorial]] spree led him to a chance encounter with [[Tibalt]], a demonic little shit who was totally in opposition of any and all rules. But Tibalt had the worst fucking planeswalker card in Magic's history, so Sorin dealt with him as he dealt with any other moron. Sorin discovered his precious real-doll girlfriend was trapped in a giant "totally not another Eye of Ugin" prison called the Helvault with the super powerful demon Griselbrand. But then [[Liliana Vess|Liliana]] released Avacyn and slew Griselbrand (for entirely different and selfish reasons) before Sorin had to actually do anything.