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===Hellfury Cannon=== [[File:Hellfury_Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Hellfury Cannon]] The giant FUCKOFF cannon of [[Rape|concentrated rape]] found only on the [[Squat]] [[Cyclops War Machine]]. This giant overcompensator is actually a [[Awesome|Lance weapon.]] Oh yes, you heard us, the Hellfury is a modified starship weapon that operates on similar principles to that of a Lance. Which means that the Cyclops is mounting one of the most powerful laser weapons out there and it also means that the Cyclops is one of the most devastating land assets short of the [[AEonic Orb]]. Unlike other conventional laser weapons, the Hellfury actually acts like a real life laser cutting tool. As it fires a continuous, forward-firing beam which can overload void shields one after another, smashing open layers of armor plate and finally penetrating the interior. [[Awesome|The beam can theoretically operate for as long as power can be supplied,]] but in practice there is a risk of [[Plasma|overload that runs higher the longer the Hellfury is activated, and the tougher the target.]] The Hellfury is therefore deactivated once a certain danger threshold is reached so it won't go boom. [[Tl;dr]], if there ever was a physical metaphor of a overcompensated [[Dick|dick]] gun. The Hellfury sure takes the cake. {{40k-Squat-Weapons}}
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