Editing The Toilets of the 41st Millennium (section)

==Inqusitorial Toiletry==

When an Inquisitor drops his pants and sits down, a malfunction in the toilet programming may cause the toilet-cleaning servitor to code an Exterminatus order into the Inquisitor's dataslate. That's why so many worlds are being purged these days.

[[Daemonhunters]] - The best toilets in the Imperium, capable of flushing any amount of waste with impossible ease. Unfortunately, they are highly expensive and after you use them, there's a possibility of mind scrubbing or summary execution.

[[Witchhunters]] - PURGE YOUR WASTE WITH HOLY PROMETHIUM IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! Allegedly involve repentant heretics being used as an alternative.

[[Alienhunters]] - Classified by order of the Holy Ordos of the Emperors Inquisition for suspected use of [[xenos|xeno]]-technology. Allegedly involve actual xenos being used instead.