Editing Warhammer Adventures (section)

=== Age of Sigmar ===

'''Elio:''' Token cleric from the realm of life. His medical skills are "second to none," presumably among his age bracket of a mere 14 years. Obsessive about various plants, but apparently interested in all critters great and small, up to and including monsters like [[manticore]]s. Also, he's not much of a fighter - because that's not a concern with giant man-eating monsters or certain [[Drycha|murderously xenophobic plant-people]], right? Basically the embodiment of the gentle giant/pacifist healer trope, in a setting where people like that exist to be fed to Chaos Warriors, Vampires or Orcs to show the audience how evil they are.

'''Alish:''' A 12-year old from the Realm of Light, who is "restless, inquisitive and highly intelligent" and has the instinctive ability to repair "almost any mechanical device." She also loves inventing and has apparently designed and built everything from clocks to airships, despite being 12. Mary Sue classic. And to make her extra stupid, the one thing she refuses to build is weapons, despite A) walking around with a sodding huge hammer and B) living in the monster-and-barbarian-filled world of AoS where access to weapons can and will save lives. Basically Zelia, but in fantasy.

'''Kiri:''' At fifteen, she seems to be the oldest of the bunch, coming from the realm of metal. Kiri is "as strong and steadfast as steel" who was raised in the barbarian slave camps of Aqshy (because the whole character would probably have been a lot different if it was a Slaaneshi warband) where she learned to fight as soon as she could walk. "Somehow this harsh life hasn't made her cruel or resentful" - direct quote, and we're pretty bloody surprised too. She uses a slingshot. She fought in Chaos gladiator pits '''and won''' with a ''slingshot''. Not a [[sling]], which can do some actual damage, a toy slingshot. This is just silly, and before you bring up David from Scripture (who also had an ''actual'' sling which is an actual weapon), at least he fought one giant in a 1-v-1 challenge, not several, and had divine aid.

'''Thanis:''' A 12-year old gal from the realm of Fire. The big sister type of the group who protects her friends.

'''Kreech:''' A cunning Skaven packlord of the clan Quickfang YES YES. An unusual Skaven who has adopted the man-thing's behavior and their ability to be creative, very unusual since most Skaven look down on anything that's not Skaven.  Currently scheming with a heretical woman-thing in order to gain more power in the man-thing hierarchy. He also owns a man-thing play-thing called Scratch. YES YES. 
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File:WHADV_-_skaven-1.gif|This is Kreech, the "Nicest" skaven of his race. But by WHOSE standards actually?
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'''Scratch:''' A 12-year old from realm of Beast and currently Kreech's plaything; his true name is forgotten. Like how [[Leman Russ]] and [[Lion El'Johnson]] was raised by the wild and had adopted it's behavior, Scratch has adopted Skaven's cunning thinking and has fashion himself to be like one of them.  

'''[[Stormcast Eternals]]:''' As they are. Nothing particularly odd or inaccurate in their bio blurb - they even mentioned the whole "died and was reborn" bit.

'''Darkoath Barbarians:''' One of many tribes serving <s>[[Chaos]]</s> [[Derp|the forces of Evil]] (they're probably lumping all non-Order Grand Alliances into one big "bad guys" group, because Order ''totally'' lacks [[Drycha|any]] [[Daughters of Khaine|dark]] [[Idoneth Deepkin|side]]). Plundering, pillaging, enslaving... typical villain stuff. Their name is still less stupid than 99% of what GW Legal's shat out, though.