Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== Slabs of Solid Steel are Underpowered in the Katana Meme ==

That's it. I'm sick of all this "can even cut slabs of solid steel" bullshit that's going on in this meme. Slabs of Solid Steel deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Slab of Solid Steel in a Blast Furnace for $20 (that's about $20) and have been working on it for almost 2 years now. I can even brainwash people who talk nonsense about Slab of Solid Steel with my educated knowledge.

Migrant workers spend years working on a single slab of steel and add carbon and nickel to produce the finest slabs of metal known to all lifeforms.

Slabs of steel are thrice as durable as slabs of pig iron and thrice as workable for that matter too. Anything a blacksmith can make with a slab of pig iron, he can make better with a slab of steel. I'm pretty sure a slab of steel could violently shatter a katana and its wielder to fine dust by simply obeying laws of physics.

Ever wonder why every high-quality product is made out of steel? That's right, steel is the best material in the universe, period. Even in Napoleonic Wars, Napoleon conquered Europe as an excuse to give his nation more steel because he knew its durability and workability were highly desired and sought-after.

So what am I saying? Slabs of Solid Steel are simply the best Slabs of Anything the universe has ever had, and thus, require better treatment in memes. Here is the stat block I propose for Slabs of Solid Steel:

Slab of Solid Steel:<br>
* Bisects anything trying to cut it.
* Vaporizes anything trying to destroy it.
* Bans any user trying to downplay it.
That's it, plain and simple.


Now that seems a lot more representative of the power of Slabs of Solid Steel in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Slabs of Solid Steel need to receive less damage in memes, see my new stat block.