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==EQUIPMENT== (this section is lonely) ;Swiss Army Knife: Found in Sporting/Outdoors department. It will come in many varieties with the best and most expensive varieties most likely being displayed in glass cases, while the 'cheaper' ones will be less versatile and/or tiny things in plastic packaging on the aisles in massive numbers. Even in real life you can find these things hanging at the aisle ends throughout sporting/outdoors in little keychain forms. ;Sporting department will quickly realize that aside from their Sporting Goods (guns), these are the items that without a doubt, everyone needs and wants. Virtually every department will have obtained some from Sporting be it directly or indirectly, or even diplomatically or forcefully. ;This is an item that will be in great demand despite virtually everyone owning one, because even the tiny keychain varieties are treated with care and handed down the family as heirlooms. ;Think about it, how many of you guys have had a parent or grandparent passing down their pocket knife to you? remember that feeling of awe and respect, almost as if it was the first steps to manhood? These things are well cared for even in today when there is no need, in fact can get in trouble for carrying and using them in daily life. In the Wal, they are a lifeline, a tool that carries you throughout your whole life. ;The bigger and better ones of course are extremely rare and would show either one's ancestor was incredibly lucky or had a high position in the Department. ;Cold Steel Weapons:Actually practical melee weapons like machetes and knives. Cold steel weapons are locked up and guarded by security robots of some sort, maybe little drones that alert the stockers and track you until you wreck the thing so you can escape. ''' Tron tech.''' Just a basic of what can be done without hitting whackyland. Sabers- sometimes a member of the Jedi gets good enough at using there 'sabers' to deflect things and beat people to death that they can make the walk to the land of 'Tron and request that there 'saber' be one really made of 'light'. The exact nature of this is often a crapshot but all are equally hot enough to sever a limb and heat seal the wound in a single swing. Oddly Ash followers tend to team with the Jedi on travels in hopes they will help them with the normally deadly act of the purification of right science. Often The owners of true sabers are mention as 'dark lords' among the Nevergrowns own would be jedi followers. Blastas- Batteries are EVERYWHERE in the Wal. From tiny ear-sized tabs to giant car-teries able to fuel a Razkull for months if not years. Blastas seem to able to suck all the power( or some in the case of boxy car golf, and 12 volts) out of a single battery and discharge it in a single blast. To an unarmored foe this is like a tazer strike with the safe restrictions off and leads in bare skin. But as most folks of the Wal tend to wear gear that is somewhat if not all rubber based, most of these weapons are Rendered useless until modified after long and hellish trips to places like home-garden, cleaning supplies and even Walmed. All done to add a aspect of fire or chemicals or even ice.
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