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===Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise=== As I browse through the minis of my local games store<br/> I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor<br/> But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me<br/> You know, I bought that space marine battle company<br/> At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling<br/> PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools<br/> And I've been plannin' and ragin’ so long that<br/> Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone<br/> I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check<br/> Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck<br/> But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt<br/> Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.<br/> We been spending most our lives<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> I've done FATAL once or twice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> It's hard work in rolling dice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We buy minis at high price<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> A local boy made a Mary Sue last week<br/> I just approved it and saved my mad critique<br/> I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage<br/> ‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.<br/> But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it<br/> A fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of<br/> I’m obese and smelly but have the best army<br/> And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools<br/> If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears<br/> We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears<br/> But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare<br/> We are just autistically impaired<br/> There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws<br/> In our life hobby<br/> Like Cthulhu Mythos<br/> It's as grim an’ dark as can be<br/> We been spending most our lives<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We're just fat and nerdy guys<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> There's no greater sin and vice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We all fight, by rolling dice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content<br/> Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another<br/> Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?<br/> I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey<br/> I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like<br/> In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife<br/> So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br/> Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army<br/> We been spending most our lives<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We’re all crazy max/min-ites<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We all dare to fantasize<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We’re all virgins who roll dice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
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