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==Daily Routines== 05:00- Wake Up: The Astral Knights awaken from their bombed out rooms. Upon their walls are adorned a long list of lines one may speak before dying. Each battle brother chooses one for the day before leaving the room. 06:00- Morning Prayer: The Astral Knights pray to the Emperor to give them glorious deaths. The Chaplain reminds the chapter that [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|they were one of the secret Legions founded by the Emperor.]] 07:00- Morning Firing Rites: The chapter practice fighting against reprogrammed Necron Warriors. They hold the line in dramatic fashion, while any sergeants will stand at the front yelling amazing lines about how they need to hold the fucking line. 09:00- Morning Battle Practice: The Astral Knights proceed to attack the remaining Necrons in GLORIOUS FUCKING MELEE. Spouting one liners whilst killing them is highly encouraged. Any battle brother who recites "Hasta La Vista Baby" is immediately interred in a Dreadnought. 11:00- Tactical Indoctrination: The chapter gather to study the tactis of their enemies, while also learning how to counter said tactics while looking like a badass. Such tactics include charging enemy armor with assault marines, dropping into combat with Terminators and Dreadnoughts from orbit, and [[Halo|survive.]] 13:00- Oratory Practice: The battle brothers practice their speech skills while enjoying a nice lunch. Each brother in encouraged to come up with his own badass lines, while the chaplains and reclusiarch judge the validity of said lines. 15:00- Afternoon Firing rites: The Astral Knights practice firing Missile launchers, melta guns, and grenades, whilst turning away from the explosion. The battle brother who strike the most distinct pose gets to hold the chapter standard. Capes earn one extra points. 16:00- Afternoon Battle Practice: The Astral Knights rip and tear their way through servitors armed with Gauss weapons. Using the servitors as shields while killing other servitors is heavily encouraged. 18:00- Evening Meal: The chapter enjoy an ordinary meal. Any brother who eats too much is forced to stay in his room for the next day. 19:00- Evening Tactical Indoctrination: The chapter studies badass one liners and other such things. They observe a plethora of media, from Star Wars all the way to Aliens. Yelling at any heresy found in such scenes is encouraged. 0:00- Bedtime: Too Badass for free time, the Astral Knights retire for the evening. Many are angry they were not able to prove their badassness in death. {{Marines-Official}}
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