Editing Chess (section)

== [[Serious Business]] ==

Professional players claim that Chess is serious business so they invented a lot of extra rules like this association football throw-in rule: "At the moment of delivering the ball, the thrower must face the field of play, have both feet on the ground on or outside the touch line, and use both hands to deliver the ball from behind and over his head." - unnecessary rules that exist solely because some fucker tried to be smart and exploit a loophole in the rules. Seriously: 310 words just about the shit you gotta do when TOUCHING the pieces.  I won't 1d4ise these, so go [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess to The Other Wiki] and see for yourself.

If any of the rules aren't clear for you, why the fuck are you reading a wiki about this?  There's a goddamn store in my neighborhood that sells ONLY books about chess.  It's been done to death; there's probably entire shelves about chess at your local library.