Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==Nicholas Cage is underpowered in movies==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Social Networking" bullshit that's been going on in the movie industry right now. Nicholas Cage deserves better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself bought a genuine Nicholas Cage movie in Family Video for $2.40 (that's about a week's allowance) and have been watching it for almost two years now. I can even start a bag of popcorn before my movie even starts now.

Hollywood producers go through through thousands of actors and go with the first take up to a million times to produce some of the most mediocre movies known to mankind.

Nicholas Cage is thrice as bizzare as Keanu Reeves and thrice as recognisable for that matter. Anything Keanu Reeves could act, Nicholas Cage could blow out of proportion better. I'm pretty sure Nicholas could easily ruin a perfectly good movie with a simple shitty one-liner.

So what am I saying? Nicholas Cage is simply the most mediocre movie actor the world has ever seen, and thus requires better stats in the D20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Nicholas Cage:

-Nicholas Cage: Instantly downgrade your movie to "B-grade". Include no less than 5 awful one-liners. Must be co-starring with "Special Effects".

Now that seems a lot more representative of the destructive power of Nicholas Cage in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Nicholas Cage needs to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.