Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==Bronies are overpowered in d20==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Poor Quality Furry" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Bronies deserve much worse than that. Much, much worse than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine brony in Canada for 1 penny (that's about $0.01) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even break ponies on solid steel with my brony.

Canadian cartoonists waste years working on a single brony and show clop cartoons to it up to a million times to produce the most disgusting fandom known to mankind.

Bronies are thrice as obnoxious as Sonic fans and thrice as stupid for that matter too. Anything a Sonic fan can recolor, a brony can recolor worse. I'm pretty sure a brony could easily go to a convention wearing a full ponysuit with a simple sum of mom's money.

Ever wonder why Bronies never bothered conquering 4chan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined trolls and their hate of bronies. Even in the great bans of February 2011, 4chan mods targeted the threads with the bronies first because their weak power was disgusting and obnoxious.

So what am I saying? Bronies are simply the worst fandom that the world has ever seen, and thus, require worse stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for bronies:

(One-Handed Simple Fan)
1d1 Damage
21-22 x.01 Crit
-10 to hit and damage
Never counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Simple Fan)
2d1 Damage
21-22 x.01 Crit
-20 to hit and damage
Never counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the annoying power of bronies in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Bronies need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.