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===Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air=== Now, this is a story all about how<br> My life got flipped-turned upside down<br> And I'd like to take a minute<br> Just sit by my skull throne<br> I'll tell you how I became the daemon prince of Khorne<br> <br> No idea where I was born or raised<br> On the gladiator arenas was where I spent most of my days<br> Beatin' smashing' killin' in the arenas<br> Escaped to the mountains with a few cronies<br> When a couple of soldiers<br> Who were up to no good<br> They found us and attacked my neighborhood<br> I got in one little fight and Emperor started to worry<br> And said 'You're movin' with your father and god in Terra'<br> <br> It kinda hurt to see my pals fucked<br> But Emprah didn't let me go back<br> He gave me a battleship and then he gave me my legion.<br> I put my axe on and said, 'Gotta give my army a lesson'.<br> <br> First company, yo this is bad<br> Marines drinking juice out of a champagne glass.<br> Is this what the marines of World Eaters are like?<br> Hmmmmm this won't be alright.<br> <br> But wait I hear there're techmarine, apothecarians and all that<br> Put implants to the recruits like ones in this cool cat<br> Now I like it<br> Badass bloodthirsty soldiers<br> I don't give a fuck to Emprahs' warnings<br> <br> Well, the battle-barge landed and when I came out<br> There was Horus who told he's gonna throw a rout<br> I was in and we went to Terra<br> We went totally ape<br> After an epic bloodshed I heard 'Horus got raped'<br> <br> I whistled for a Battle-Barge and when it came near<br> My legion ran in, cursing the Emperor<br> Dumped Kharn to the trunk and fled the war<br> Khorne told me 'Yo homes to Eye of Terror'<br> <br> I got wings on my back and horns on my head<br> This cool runesword and skin blood-red<br> I looked at my kingdom<br> I was finally there<br> To sit on my throne as the Daemon Prince of Khorne<br>
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