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== Serrated Disc Traps are Underpowered in 0.34.11 == That's it. I'm sick of all this "Dwarven steel giant axe blade" bullshit that's going on in the Dwarf Fortress system right now. Serrated disc traps deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine serrated disc trap in The Continent of Boats for 2,500 *gabbro mugs* (that's about $10,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid goblinite with my serrated disc trap. Dwarven smiths spend years working on a single serrated disc trap and fold the adamantine up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Serrated disc traps are thrice as sharp as +bronze mauls+ and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a -giant axe blade- can cut through, a serrated disc trap can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a serrated disc trap could easily bisect a goblin snatcher wearing full plate and a baby with just three slashes. Ever wonder why the goblins never bothered conquering the dwarves? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Dwarven Army and their serrated disc traps of destruction. Even in The Great Siege of Boatmurdered, goblin soldiers targeted the dwarves near the serrated disc traps first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Serrated disc traps are simply the best trap component that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the Dwarf Fortress system. Here is the stat block I propose for serrated discs: [ITEM_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGESERRATEDDISC] [NAME:disc:discs] [ADJECTIVE:large, serrated] [SIZE:1000] [HITS:3] [MATERIAL_SIZE:4] [METAL] [ATTACK:EDGE:100000:10000:saw:saws:NO_SUB:1000] Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of serrated disc traps in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Serrated disc traps need to do more damage in 0.34.11, see my new stat block.
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