Editing DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (section)

===[[Dwarf Fortress]]: Repercussions of mining===
Urist McMiner waited. The torches above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cats in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Urist McNoble were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Urist was a miner for fourteen years, When he was young he watched the expeditions and he said "I want to be on the expeditions daddy."Dad said, "No! You will be KILL BY KITTENS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the mountain fortress of Geniusponders he knew there were kittens.

"This is McNoble" The alcohol barrel crackered. "You must fight the kittens!"So Urist gotted his corssbow and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the kittens. "I will stare at him" said the cybercarp and he fired the stare of death missiles. Urist crossbowed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling collapsed and they were trapped and not able to kill."No! I must kill the kittens!" he shouted.

The alcohol barrel said "No, Urist. You are the kittens."

And then Urist was adopted by a cat.