Editing Daemonette (section)

==Daemonette Jobs==
[[File:School Girlnette.jpg|350px|right|thumb|Acting as daemon school girls to bait willing pedophiles, being the alpha bitch as well as hunting and having premature, illegal and underage sex with [[Shota|little boys]] is also a popular and professional job for a Daemonette.]]
Of course being a Daemonette isn't all fun and games (metaphorically, every non-punishment task for a Daemonette is literally just fun and games).

* Most Daemonettes either act as servants to Slaaneshi VIPs, or amuse themselves with the many, MANY captured souls as they wait for the opportunity to either go forth into the mortal world to wreak havoc or to defend Slaanesh's realm against the invaders from the rest of Chaos (or [[Kaldor Draigo|celibates]] and [[Oxyotl|asexuals]]) with the former being far more desirable than the latter. Some are summoned into the mortal realm as a servant for a [[Chaos Cults|Cultist]] or a [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Druchii]], and of course the lucky Daemonette will have fun however they can while playing the usual Daemonic games of misleading and giving someone what they ask for in a hilariously ironic way thanks to wording of commands.

* Daemonettes who impress Slaanesh are allowed to go to the meadows and fields where the [[Steeds of Slaanesh]] roam to [[/d/|tame a mount]], whereupon they join Slaanesh's elite as one of the Seeker warbands who stalk the Warp and the material plane for beings to edge into insanity via relentless pursuit in order to drag the broken minded being's soul back to the Palace of Pleasure as a plaything for all of Slaanesh's court to enjoy.

* Seekers are sometimes allowed even further honors, being given [[Seeker Chariots of Slaanesh]] to ride at the vanguard of his great armies.

* Even more blessed than the Seeker Chariots are the Exalted Seeker Chariots, the VIP limo Chariot of Slaanesh's most important Daemonettes and Heralds.

* The final common blessing are the [[Hellflayer Chariots of Slaanesh]], a gigantic Chariot that was once used as a punishment to render Daemonettes into dishonored gardeners that cleaned the gardens after battles by slicing up any remains until a pair of Daemonettes took one for a joy ride where it was discovered to cause the utmost orgasmic bliss in its riders. Ever since, the gift of a Hellflayer is the ultimate blessing any Daemonette can receive.

* In the [[Blood Bowl]] universe, the concept of war has been replaced by American Football instead. Or at least the variety where the crowd doesn't mind active cheating, attempts to kill anyone who gets tackled into them, and both weapons and even monsters or siege equipment is allowed on the pitch (though weapons get confiscated after a touchdown is scored). Skirmishes still happen of course, including Daemons rampaging when summoned into a match (before the drunk and rioting fans scare them back into the Warp), but in general the world revolves around the sport and even Khorne has abandoned thought of invasion and instead presents his assembled forces for each seasons draft. Slaanesh's participation in Blood Bowl is hands off by mainly bankrolling the teams of Chaos devoted mortals, providing refreshment and escort services for players and owners, and improving stadiums (beware the hidden glyphs that allow Daemons to join the match or spectators). But Chaos teams having Daemonettes for cheerleaders is his most obvious contribution. Well, that and the merchandising. Daemonette Cheerleaders appear as a three-breasted but otherwise standard Daemonette who wears combat boots, a trenchcoat, and a cap that looks like they were stolen off a dead [[Commissar]] (this being a Warhammer Fantasy-based universe makes the connection all the more hilarious) and carry a human skull that still has a lock of long luxurious hair on a handle as a pom pom. The typical pose is with one foot in the air like a Can Can dancer while horn throwing (thumb resting on ring and middle finger, pinky and index finger pointing out, once a Satanic/"magic" gesture to ward off ill luck and now associated mostly with rock and metal music, as well as Spiderman). In the Blood Bowl video game, the third boob was dropped as well as the boots while the coat and hat got a vinyl treatment to look more S&M than 40k. In the relaunched Blood Bowl they instead possess the bodies of willing mortal women in order to stay stable in manifestation; the “Damned Damsels” squad cheer for all Chaos teams regardless of Chaos God. However the canon colors are red skin with black eyes and horns, leading some to speculate that its actually Khorne with female Bloodletters; the connotations are intriguing if so, given it would mean Khorne has taken on (read: been corrupted by) Slaanesh’s tactics of morale boosting. Presumably Daemonettes or possessed mortals maintain Slaanesh’s fields and merch booths.

* In [[Storm of Chaos]] the leader of the Slaaneshi forces was [[Styrkaar of the Sortsvinaer]], who was literally possessed by a Slaaneshi Daemon at birth and upon killing his father and building a statue of Slaanesh the two merged together into one being. Unfortunately this was not elaborated on since the character is essentially a throwaway excuse to not have Slaaneshi participate much in Storm, because this brings up a LOT of questions. But generally speaking, its likely he's a (Daemonette) woman suck in a man's body (also he has the most famous hairstyle of Madonna, patron goddess of transsexuals, who had to cut a [[Snek|snekman]] in order to ascend to glorious Championhood; subtle, GW is not). Whether this is a one time thing or its a regular Daemonette job, if he goes to the Warp as just a Daemonette with a (bigger) dick when he dies, if exorcism would leave him as a soulless husk, whether this is punishment for the Daemon Sle'zuzu or a reward, all of this is just left for the fanbase to decide since <strike>Striker</strike>Styrkaar was forgotten in favor of [[Sigvald]], and served as his second during the [[End Times]] before dying (though Slaanesh apparently brough Strykaar back in [[Age of Sigmar]], without creating a [[Daemon Prince]] out of Strykaar's soul).

[[File:Farmettes.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|Fertility is just another way of saying “means of production”.]]

* Farmers/gardeners. After all, someone has to actually do the work on the Slaaneshi gardens, and take care of the Steeds in the pastures and whatever Fiends do outside of battle. The actual gardening is likely more stimulating as a form of artistic expression and pride given that riding the <strike>Lewdmower</strike> Hellflayer is the punishment.