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==Daily Rituals of the Deathwatch==
03:00 - Morning Prayer. The Deathwatch are roused from their chambers to pray. Prayer lasts two hours, one for the Emperor and the other for new ways to purge the alien.

05:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Deathwatch begin honing their shooting skills upon alien civilians they've personally captured. Bonus points if it is an [[Eldar]] or [[Tau]].

06:00 - morning swim - around this time the battle brothers of the deathwatch will prepare to descend upon any and all aquatic worlds, just because their underwater does not excuse them for being filthy aliens, after dropping a shit tonne of mechanicus issued depth charges, the marines will descend, very often using captured aliens as live bait, brother brody getting the idea from the ancient terran holo-movie jaws, they will proceed to hunt down and kill every single, aquatic kroot, aquatic tyranid and ork submersible, those aliens that go to crush depth, will be hunted down and flayed like a fish, those battle brothers who do not go to crush depth will be used as live bait the next time we go into the water! 

07:00 - Battle Practice. The Deathwatch descends upon the prisons holding captured xenos and proceed to find the best way to maximize pain and suffering upon them before giving them the Emperor's Peace.

08:00 -  kick ass against shapeshifting xenos - dividing up their battle brothers into one or two man cells, deathwatch marines deploy to every hive world known for having lacrymoles, ymgral genestealers, genestealer cults, water caste intermediarys and, that one fat guy that was promised an eldar wife if he turned over the planet, reciting the ancient war cry of Rowdy rowdy piper "i am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum" and proceed to gun down EVERY SINGLE alien that is pretending to be a human.

08:15 - kick ass against the human collaborators in league with the shapeshifters, following the absolute massacre of the aliens pretending to be human, those deathwatch marines will now physically tear out the spines of the human collaborators who sold out their fellow humans to the aliens

tau sympathizers are a fine prize, genestealer infected humans, people who worked with the eldar, and of course, those people who sold humans "to" the dark eldar, they will be hunted down to the ancient terran song of "all nightmare long" as a warning to any would be collaborators, and what the deathwatch do to them will make the eversors say "dial it back a bit!" such is their fury

10:00 - Morning Meal. A light meal is prepared by the serfs in the Deathwatch. Permission to eat the xenos they've killed is denied.

10:15 - Movie Time. New Deathwatch initiates are forced to watch videos of fellow battle brothers getting shat upon and humiliated by the filthy alien. Each Deathwatch initiate is strapped and bound by ceramite braces to contain their [[Rage|rage]]. The videos are usually custom-tailored to the initiate depending on their originating chapter; [[Salamanders]] and [[Lamenters]] watch [[Grimdark|civillians being slaughtered by Orks and tortured by Dark Eldar]], [[Iron Hands]] and other tech-fetishists watch [[Necrons]] fuck toasters and [[Rak'gol]] wear their shitty cybernetics as if to mock them, [[Blood Angels]] and other melee-chads watch Tau play keep-away and [[Fish of Fury|gun down those trying to charge them]], and [[Novamarines]] and other already sufficiently die-hard alien haters get to watch diplomatic meetings between the Imperium and xenos that don't end with the filthy aliens dead. The ancient films Alien and Predator are popular choices among Veteran Kill Team members.

11:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. The Deathwatch plans the next campaign to wipe out the filthy xenos and study the weaknesses and best possible ways to inflict as much pain as possible on the alien.

12:00 - hive busting - taking inspiration from the ancient terran movies "independance day", "starship troopers" "aliens" and "xcom"  battle brothers will reform into 5 man cells, and go into the hives of every single tyranid ship, vespid hive, or necron tomb complex, kill everything that moves, and personally hand deliver, a small mechanicus sanctified nuclear bomb right onto the doorstep of whatever xenos leader lives here. 

13:00 - Midday Meal. A meal is prepared by the Deathwatch serfs. Eating the aliens is still prohibited.

13:30 - philosophical musings on earths mightiest alien hunters: it is at this point deathwatch chaplians are thought to remember earths mightiest heroes who stood up to alien villiany rowdy rowdy piper, johnny rico, arnold schwartzenegar in predator, and that one guy who flew his plane into the aliens in independance day, of special note is the ancient terran hero "duke nukem" chaplians encourage battle brothers to remember his maxims such as "alien maggots will pay" and "its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum" reflecting on his philosophical musings and methods of desecrating alien leaders while preserving humanity, much discussion is given over to wether its better to descrate the enemey first and then kill them, or to kill them, then desecrate their corpses.

14:00 - Evening Firing Rites. The Deathwatch practice fighting xenos in the dark. Tau and Eldar Snipers are given weapons and promised freedom if they survive. The odd few that ever do are then given freedom through a bomb attached to the weapons they were given.

16:00 - Battle Practice. The Deathwatch practice fighting [[Tyranid]] organisms in melee. Due to the raw amount of [[Rage|rage]] that the Deathwatch exhibit during the battle, some wonder how they aren't [[Angry Marines]] instead.

17:00 - mandatory cultural indoctrination. chaplains encourage battle brothers to select an ancient Terran film from a select list of ancient Terran holovideos that really typifies how bad the aliens are, and what happens if we fail or, if stupid planetary governors or mortals decide to make friends with the aliens these include, 

they live, V, v 1983, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Little shop of Horrors(the bad ending) Solent Green, Certain Godzilla movies where the aliens pretend to be humanity's friends from space and the ancient Terran magical girl series Puelli Magica Madoka, yes really, it has been approved for use as propaganda by the Ordo Xenos and deemed fit for consumption by 9 foot tall killing machines however, Deathwatch chaplains are advised to NEVER play that one around serving Black Templars, EVER as the mere sight of a girl, turning into a mutant, getting Psyker powers from a Xenos who is exploiting them, and humanity, has caused several violent incidents on par with black rage however it is kept on hand for indoctrination purposes of any Newley arriving black templars in hypno indoctrionation. 

18:00 bop the alien hour: resembling the ancient Terran "Pinata" every so often, a live alien will be captured and hung by a rope at which point battle brothers will take turns hitting the alien with a blindfold and power weapons, popular choices include haemonculi, older haemonculi, dark eldar beastmasters, tyranid lictors, genestealer geneticists, human collaborators and necron pariahs, sometimes cake will be served and ancient terran "sweets" will be brought out by chapter serfs  

19:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is prepared by the Deathwatch serfs. Eating the dead aliens is allowed if they are deemed safe to eat.

20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Chaplain gives a stirring sermon. He also warns against ancient heretical pro-xenos propoganda, like E.T., [[Star Wars]], and especially [[Star Trek]].

22:00 - Interrogation Time. The Deathwatch interrogates and torture captured xenos for information and intelligence. Any xenos who successfully resist are designated to be tomorrow's meal, if they are safe to eat. If not, then they are thrown in with some starved [[Kroot]].

24:00 - The Deathwatch ends their interrogation, punch their small posters of hated xenos, and proceed to go back to rest in their chambers.