Editing Exorcists (section)

==Daily Rituals==
5:00 - Rising. The Exorcists are roused from their beds, of note is the amount of restraints on each bed, including ropes and adamantium chains.

5:10 - Grooming. The Exorcists rise to cleanse themselves while listening to classical music, popular choice is ancient Terran remembrancer Frank Sinatra's “I've got you under my skin” and Queen's "I Want To Break Free".

6:00 - Morning Meal. The Exorcists sit down to twice-consecrated breakfast prepared by the chapter serfs. Any serf who provides a sub-standard meal will find himself either ejected out of the Basilica Malefax or marked for 'Demonic Asset Acquisition'.

7:00 - Daemonic Possession Therapy. Marines are deliberately possessed by a demon and forced to drive it out, while chaplains scream in their face yelling “The power of the Emperor compels you!” Any marine who is unable to drive out their daemon out will be exorcised via Plasma Cannon.

8:00 - Target Practice. The Exorcists gather for target practice where cut-outs and captured Word Bearers are supplied en mass, though occasionally friendly fire occurs because a battle brother mistakes the one beside him for a escaped Word Bearer like disgraced brother Murdock did to his whole company.

9:00 - hand to hand maneuvers. the exorcists gather for hand to hand maneuvers against captured possessed marines, and various captured heretics shiny medals are given out to any brother who can curb stomp a greater possessed marine in CQC.

15:00 - Diplomatic Liaisons. the exorcists spend the next hour explaining to the visiting Adeptus Sororitas what an Exorcist Missile Launcher is versus what an Exorcist with a Missile Launcher is! This leads to much confusion, as does explaining to Imperial Navy admirals that an Exorcist Marine has no relation to a Exorcist Grand Cruiser. Daemonic artifacts are also traded with Radical Inquisitors during this time.

16:00 - Mandatory VR simulation. The Exorcists spend the next hour playing the ancient Terran simulacrum “[[Doom|The Plutonia Experiment]]”. After getting boned for the 20th time, the marines go into a frenzy and start ripping and tearing any nearby daemonic entities pointed out by the Ordo Malleus.

17:00 - Dinner time. The Exorcists gather to have dinner, this time, they don't evict or dismember any serfs who screw up dinner because the Exorcists realize doing this daemonbusting shit is hard work.

18:00 : <strike>Ghost</strike>Daemonbusting hour: Although formally referred to as 'Free Time', the chapter typically spends this time examining & testing previously acquired daemon artifacts. After following the attached summoning instructions to the letter, the Exorcists will then proceed to punch the daemon until it retreats to the Warp. A popular prank among older members is tricking new aspirants into thinking the borrowed Imperial Fists pain glove is instead a Relic Power Weapon.

19:00 - Night Combat. The Exorcists gather for deployment in Nighttime operations, which mostly involve wrecking the shit of any would-be heretics on-site via driving a Land Raider into their anus and capturing any remaining cultists for later use.

20:00 - Second Daemonic Therapy Session. Exorcists now practice exorcising daemons from others, often using captured cultists and unruly serfs who succeeded in their 'Daemonic Asset Acquisition'. Though unlike Space Marines, serfs and heretics are easily replaceable.

21:00 - Evening Prayer. The Exorcists gather to give thanks to the Emperor for Exorcist Marines, Exorcist Missile launchers, and Exorcist Grand Cruisers.

22:00 - Bedtime. The Exorcists retire to their dungeon beds for a good night’s sleep.