Editing Monopoly (section)

==Special Rules to Make It Fun==
=== Illuminopoly ===

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Fixes Monopoly by replacing it with a different property-management game built around the shell-company mechanic from [[Illuminati]]. You're acquiring property... so you can modulate the house wiring and put fluoride in the water and control people's MINDS. (fnord)

=== Solarquest ===
This improves the game by replacing it entirely with a different roll-and-move real estate game.
* [http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1836/ Solarquest at BoardGameGeek]

=== Fortune Street ===
A vidya version of Monopoly that manages to be a much better game, in the same vein as Solarquest, by replacing it with a better roll-and-move real estate game with more choices and more finance.
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_Street Fortune Street at Wikipedia]

=== Monopoly: Deal ===
For the fa/tg/uy who's got no moral qualms about giving money to Hasbro and/or you have a bunch of Normie friends who still want to play this drek, here's your next best bet. It's a card-based version that focuses on trading in order to create complete property sets. Unlike its parent game it's fast-paced, requires some strategy and can actually be fun.

=== #OccupyBoardwalk ===

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For the anti-American commies who are protesting on Wall Street, you can play the game as the 1%.

=== Powers for each of the pieces ===
*Wheelbarrow: Move an additional amount of spaces equal to your lowest die; gain an additional 25 dollars when passing Go.
*Battleship: You may fire at any piece directly opposite the Battleship, sending them back to Go. They do not gain money from passing Go.
*Money Bag: Gain $300 when passing Go.
*Horseman: Move an additional spaces equal to your lowest die; when the Horseman lands on an occupied space, the Horseman can choose to send all other pieces back five squares or to the Horseman's nearest property, whichever is closer; when sending a piece back to his property, the Horseman must accompany them.
*Thimble: While everyone else is arguing over who gets the more popular pieces, take an extra $500 from the bank at the start.
*Automobile: Move twice the number of spaces shown on the die.
*Locomotive: All railroads cost half as much; when rolling a double and not in jail, the Locomotive can move to any owned railroads instead.
*Loom: Pay half as much when renting; mortgages pay 20% more.
*Shoe: Same as Horseman.
*Dog: The Dog may take the roll of the previous player instead of rolling their own die.
*Iron: Oops, got removed. Congrats on being retro, I guess. Or you just didn't care enough to buy a new set. Probably that. Anyway, use the same power as Thimble.
*[[Hat]]: Same as Money Bag; [[Hats]] are classy.
*Cat: Ignore the first time you have to pay rent after passing Go because half the neighbourhood feeds you.
*Bike: Same as Automobile
*Hashtag: Start a smear campaign! Same rules as Battleship
*Emoji: You start with a Get Out Of Jail card.
*Penguin: Can move straight to Free Parking if you begin the turn just visiting in jail.
*Tyrannosaurus: Roll a six on the Go to Jail Square and you don't need to go.

=== Metanopoly ===
AKA how many ways can you get your opponents to [[derp]]. Use underhanded meta-game tactics to win, and none of it is "technically" illegal. Haggle, brown-nose, backstab, and generally [[Diplomacy |play pre-WW1 European politics]]. Barter for everything, trick people with word games, do whatever you can to be the nastiest [[Team Fortress 2|SPAH]] in [[/v/|a game full of SPAHS]]. Works well with 7+ players, and is great fun against [[Tzeentch|that one crafty uncle who shows up at family reunions]]. You know, for a game of Monopoly. Goes shorter than most games because everyone either gets curb-stomped by one guy, calls everyone else a cheater, or gets so [[rage|enraged]] that the game turns into a bar fight and you must use your [[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic|Weeaboo Fightan Magic]] to escape unscathed. Which is how a normal game of Monopoly ends as well, but with less waiting for it to happen.

=== Waropoly 40,000 ===
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''In the grim darkness of the future, there is only passing Go...''<br/>
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In other news, GW has just announced an official Warhammer 40k Monopoly game. <s>Until that comes out, just use the above board. It'll be basically the same thing.</s>  And it's out. It looks pretty good except for the classic jail and free parking.  But there is {{BLAM|HERESY!}} with you being allowed to own the Planet of Sorcerers, The Plague Planet, Titan, and Holy Terra.

===Touhopoly===
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In the grim future of Gensokyo, the Pentex corporation controls 98% of the habitable land.

=== Settleropoly and Talismanopoly ===

[[Commissar|Shoot the guy who suggested playing Monopoly]] and go play [[Settlers of Catan]] instead.

Or, if you must play [[Ameritrash]], go play [[Talisman]], which is at least interminable in a way that can still provide somewhat interesting decisions for all players 30 turns in.

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