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===Madboyz=== [[File:Mad+boyz+front+1.jpg|300px|right|thumb|*Incoherent mumbling*]] These chaps may look physically identical to other Orks, but Madboyz as their namesake requires, are not quite the same in the head. Mobs of Madboyz are considered to be a great sign of luck and good fortune for an Ork settlement or Waaagh! however their presence is not always appreciated due to their outlandish and [[Stupid|idiotic]] behavior even by the standards of the Orks. Since they usually come from the Ork's equivalent to Conan the Barbarian, having just a little exposure to technology is enough to drive these morons insane. When this happens, an Ork can become psychotic and lose what little rational thought processes he had in the first place (Not as if that makes much of a difference). More recently, Orks have been turning into Madboyz by looking into [[Great Rift|Gork's Grin]] for too long. When they go to battle Madboyz often band together and provide an unintentional retinue for a Weirdboy, dressed in bizarre clothing and wielding anything that takes their fancy, from unconventional choppas to rusty buckets filled with pterasquirrels. The unpredictable movements and behavior of Madboyz has beaten the greatest tacticians as their anarchic unhinged nature means that they are just as likely to pull apart an enemy squad with their bare hands as they are to become engrossed in [[Derp|picking each others noses in the heat of battle.]] Occassionally they are caused by being overwhelmed by Krork related genetic memory as the technological knowledge integrated to them comes rushing in upon seeing more advanced Orks (rather than as inspiration from other races and/or the WAAAGH field strengthening giving it gradually). The madboy in question can go from using the Queen's English when warning Meks against relying on alien tech that may be adversely effected by the psychic field of the Orks due to discordant brain-wavelength possibly compromising intricate psychic engineering structures and intervening in bad installations of reactors to saying "Muurp!" in the space of a short paragraph.
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