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==Pfeifer-Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Revolvers are Underpowered in d20== That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork .50 BMG" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. .600 NEs deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Pfeifer-Zeliska in Austria for 180,108.61 shillings (that's about $17,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even shoot through slabs of solid steel with my .600. Austrian smiths spend years working on a single Pfeifer and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest barrels known to mankind. Pfeifers are thrice as powerful as European handguns and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a .50 BMG can shoot through, a Pfeifer can shoot through better. I'm pretty sure a Pfeifer could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical shot. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Austria? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Österreichisches Bundesheer and their revolvers of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the .600s first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? .600s are simply the best rounds that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for .600: (One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 3d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the shooting power of .600s in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Pfeifers need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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