Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===Rutland Weekend Television: Football===

[Commissar]<br>
I blow brains out for the Emperor<br>
[Blood Angel]<br>
For the Chapter, I burn Orks<br>
[Harlequin]<br>
I dismember for The Laughing God<br>
[Warboss]<br>
Oi killz fer Gork an' Mork!<br>

[Inquisitor]<br>
I drop planet-killing bombs on the unclean from up above!<br>
[All]<br>
Yes 40k's the game that we all love!<br>

[Plague Marine]<br>
I spread STDs for Nurgle<br>
[Noise Marine]<br>
And I do it for Slaanesh<br>
[Rubric Marine]<br>
For Tzeench I scatter entrails<br>
[Berzerker]<br>
For Khorne, I'll eat your flesh!<br>

[Chaos Marine]<br>
I wish they'd bring back Malal, 'cause those other four are bores<br>
[All]<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Marines]<br>
Cleanse! Purge! Kill!<br>
[Cultist]<br>
Aaah!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Chaos Marines]<br>
Maim! Kill! Burn!<br>
[Guardsman]<br>
Ow!<br>

[All]<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>

[Dark Eldar Wych]<br>
I loot and rape for pleasure<br>
[Fire Warrior]<br>
I kill for The Greater Good<br>
[Necron Pariah]<br>
I skin people for the Star Gods and then bathe in their blood<br>

[All]<br>
'Cause in the grimdark future there is dick-all else but war<br>
[All]<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Necrons]<br>
Move! Shoot! Move!<br>
[Orks]<br>
WAAAUGH!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Nids]<br>
Om! Nom! Nom!<br>
[Penitent Engine]<br>
Ohhh!<br>

[All]<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>
The End!<br>