Editing Duncan Rhodes (section)

=="True" Facts about Duncan==
[[File:Duncan-evolution.jpg|thumb|right|290px|Humble beginnings.]]

*Duncan spent a year in prison, because he had a brush with the law.
*Duncan has an army of [[Bretonnia]]. (That's true, but it's not funny)
*Every time someone doesn't thin their paints, Duncan cries a single tear of Agrax Earthshade.
**The [[Games Workshop|Workshoptes Custodes]] bottle these sacred tears in small vials and sell them for a princely sum to desperate pilgrims and painters.
***You don't want to know what Agrax Earthshade gloss is made out of...
*Duncan's first model was a plastic [[Space Marine|sphess muhrine]] from his own chapter called the Void Knights. This was before Duncan knew how to thin his paints, and he keeps it on his lamp at work as a constant reminder of his follies as a young painter. Take a look on your right.
*Duncan was once accused of thievery, luckily the allegations were easy to brush off.
*Duncan's models are prime(d) material for examples of well painted models.
*Duncan met Picasso once, and told him to thin his paints.
*Duncan is a master poet; he showed off a portion of his lyrical genius on the 14th of February. "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKF6GUyI8VA Roses are Khorne Red, Violets are Hoeth Blue. Always thin your paints, and two coats will do.]" We are truly blessed.
*Duncan once won best painted at a Lord of the Rings tournament. Many participants called it favoritism on the part of the judges. The Judges pointed out that Duncan was the only one to have a fully painted army.
*Duncan is the reincarnation of Bob Ross.
*Duncan is on the track to becoming a chaos god, so long as his devoted apostles continue to preach his message.
**It is unclear when his line of daemons and chaos Void Knights will release. If we are lucky, it will be well before the fall of mankind.
*Duncan has recently denounced the development of the new chaos knights, as he expected the new release to be new loyalist knight models. 
**If GW is not careful, they may incur his wrath. And you don’t want to know what Duncan does to people that incur his wrath.
*Duncan actually recommends [https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/5so3gl/i_am_duncan_rhodes_ask_me_anything/ddgl1mr/?context=8&depth=9| one thick coat in this specific scenario].
*When eating out, he always leaves a nice fine tip for the waiters.