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===The Furry Test=== If you are developing a character or race, or are looking at someone elseβs, and are wondering if they are technically furry or not, take this simple test. Just go through the list of traits and add the indicated points for each one that applies. Note: a lot of these traits are also synonymous with [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] and indeed the two have a tendency to occur together, as the worst furries tend to make their creations blatant and shameless Mary Sues in addition to their other [[heresy|depravities]]. *Add 3 if they resemble an anthropomorphic animal. *Add 4 if they are ''specifically'' an anthropomorphic animal (fox, wolf, etc.). *Add 4 if they are a Sonic fan character. *Add 5 if they are a [[My Little Pony]] fan character. *Add 2 if their sexual characteristics are gone into with ''significant'' detail (E.g., things that [[Slaanesh]] would find amazing) *Add 1 if they have a vibrant and unnatural coloration (often a lazy attempt at [[Original character, do not steal]]). **If the unnatural coloration is [[Edgy|red-and-black and the artist is older than 12]], max out their score then introduce their head to the nearest heavy object at maximum velocity. *Add 2 if they are the subject of fetish material. *Add 3 if they are are the subject of fetish material in-universe. *Add 2 if they are always depicted on the side of good. *Add 5 if Humans are the real monsters. ** If it's done particularly ham-fistedly (E.g.: [[Avatar]], [[World of Darkness|Changing Breeds]], [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheConversionBureauTheChatoverse Chatoyance's "The Conversion Bureau" series]), add 5 more at minimum. *Add 6 if they are [[Chakat|overly perfect, physically and/or morally]]. *Add 5 if their nonhuman traits grants them any powers, although subtract 1-3 from that if they have corresponding weaknesses (e.g.: a strong sense of smell '''sucks''' when you have to go into a sewer, spikes that tend to get in the way of being intimate, fangs that make eating a hassle and keep cutting the inside of your mouth...) Now add up your final score. * Anything over 10 is likely furry, though exceptions exist. * Anything over 20 is firmly in "you sick bastard" territory. Your synthetic abominations will be converted into cybernetic slaves of the Auric Bara'ki empire, or else age backwards into their infancy and be mind-wiped. You, on the other hand, will be wired into a [[Penitent Engine]] to atone for your sins, '''you sick bastard'''. * Anything over 30 is indescribably fucked up, and requires a [[Inquisition|counseling session with an Inquisitor, with cattle prod and leash]].
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