Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind===
[Ratigan]<br/>
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career.  A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!

Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee.  And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget.  Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime!

From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper
The head that made headlines on every dataslate
And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job
That cunning display that made all hivers sob

Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I’m at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain

[Chorus]<br/>
Even meaner?  You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You’re the best of the worst around
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

[Ratigan]<br/>
Ratigan (speaking)
Thank you, thank you.  But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar.  I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive!  For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.  I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind.  But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

[Chorus]<br/>
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re tops and that’s that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan

[Bartimus]<br/>
To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate.

[Ratigan]<br/>
What was THAT?!  WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

[Mutant 1]<br/>
Oh, he didn't mean it my lord.

[Mutant 2]<br/>
I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues!

[Ratigan]<br/>
I am NOT A KHORNATE!

[Mutant 3]<br/>
'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 4]<br/>
Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 5]<br/>
A really angry Tzeentchian!

[Ratigan]<br/>
SILENCE!!
Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me...
I trust there will be no further interruptions.  And now, as you were singing...?

[Chorus]<br/>
Even louder!
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You’re more evil than even you
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re one of a kind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!