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====Aehm... Things==== *'''Akishra''' (CR 44): An infinitely long, eyeless Anglerfish ''in spaaace!'' that takes reality and divides it by zero. Also the severed tentacle of a Cogent (see below). A scary-as-hell monster that feeds on dead gods in the Limbo, appears to be infinitely long because it transcends reality and can surround you by himself and attack you anywhere by bending space. Despite being the severed part of another monster, there's an 8-headed version of this called an '''Astral Hydra''' (CR 87) - because fuck you fluff. This baby can pull off 64 attacks of opportunity ''per round''. Can you spell [[rape]]? *'''Brood''': Essentially, Slaads 2.0. They live in the plane of Limbo and embody Chaos and randomness. *'''Sygyzy''' (CR 40) the Brood Lord of Time looks like two toad-like humans joined by the head, one with its feet to the floor and one to the ceiling. It's as stupid looking as it sounds. *'''Cogent''' (CR 88): Floating brains. May sound silly, but read on. Disembodied brains of the Elder Gods, they come from the Far Realm to party hard and are totally capable of tearing Reality a new one since they give exactly zero fucks to even basic rules like "look, we play in 3 spatial dimensions here". One of their ability is called ''Mind Boggling'' and allows them to attack a single target with all of their tentacles at once - you have seen enough Hentai so see were this is going, and that's before you factor in the fact that each tentacle is a monsters that makes an abyssal fish looks like a cute fluffy bunny. *'''Grigori''' (CR 17): Uatu the Watcher from Marvel Comix. No, we don't know what the fuck he's doing here, either.
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