Editing The Toilets of the 41st Millennium (section)

===Tau Toiletry===

[[Tau]] - Each caste has its own specific type of toilet.

*The Fire Caste's toilets are optional wargear for their battlesuits.
*The Earth Caste install toilets right into their worker drones, in case they need to pinch a loaf while designing said battlesuit.
*The Air Caste simply shit into long vials (their long, slender bodies produce long, slender shits) and use them as bombs in air raids.
*The Water Caste will simply fashion a toilet out of the bodies of the Imperial diplomats that declare war on them.
*The Ethereals have evolved to the point where they shit morale in its purest, sweetest form. And they don't even need to wipe afterward!

[[Kroot]] - Quietly spread throughout the galaxy to every species. With every subsequent flush, the toilet becomes more and more adapted to handling that species' shit.

Vespid - Recycle their waste to build hives.

Farsight Enclave - Of the highest caliber technology, but only one is allowed per 3 battalions. Many are also cracked, dirty, and fixed many times. They're also very low and tell the user that he "needs to shorten his reach." Commander Farsight's personal field commode glows with strange energy and vaporizes any dung that falls into it.

Gue'vasa - Tau give port-o-potties to human settlements as to encourage joining the Greater Good. They're so helpful they even wipe for you. The disinfectant it sprays afterwards, however, may render you sterile and then tag you to be escorted to a work and reeducation camp, depending on your answers to the Mandatory Psychological Survey hooked up to bio-feedback monitors on the seat.