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== Heroes == [[File:Image002-1.jpg|200px|thumb|left'''|The Bob Marley of Warhammer''']] * '''[[Settra the Imperishable]]:''' The man, the myth, the legend. Settra is like an undead spellcasting Chuck Norris. He's got a weapon skill of 7 and a strength of 6 and eats lesser characters for breakfast. He also has the best beard in the whole Warhammer Realm (this statement alone is getting you front page in GREAT BOOK OF GRUDGES), this alone making him worth his points. Some claim that Settra is in fact a rastaman, judging by both the length of his beard and the amount of spells he can dish out each turn. He is also made out of an intense amount of cheese. He was nerfed in 8th edition, but in return you're able to actually use him in a 2000pt army. Rides a pimped-out ride called the Chariot of The Gods. * '''[[Queen Khalida|High Queen Khalida]]:''' [[Pelor]] can fuck right off, Khalida is responsible for more dead Vampires than little Mr. Sunshine will ever be. Unique among Tomb Kings in that you can actually see what she looked like while alive since she wears armor cast against her corpse - although half the face of the mask is gone. Rules a devoutly religious kingdom that hails the goddess of phallic imagery and has the most giant magic robots made of gold out of all the Tomb Kings. Makes your ranged attacks so unbelievably OP you'd think she's a [[Shadowsun|tsun]] [[Tau|alien]]. * '''[[Grand Hierophant Khatep]]:''' The supreme alpha-pope of the Tomb Kings. Woke Settra up and was subsequently forbidden from coming home and relaxing until he finds a way to give everyone golden bodies with living sensation. * '''[[The Herald Nekaph]]''' Nekaph is the best buddy of the undead spellcasting Chuck Norris. He is NOT nice in challenges. He will mangle any Hero he thinks smells a bit off, and can munch some Lords for breakfast too. And so will his flail, since it's comprised of perpetually gnawing skulls. Whether its artificers consulted Khorne about the design of this weapon is anyone's guess. * '''[[Arkhan the Black]]:''' Nagash's second in command, works with anyone still loyal to Nagash and does odd jobs for just about anyone willing to pay him. Has a crush on the queen of the Vampires, only gets to reveal it to her and have one kiss before the world ends. As a young man, fucked everything that moved and took so little care of himself his nickname refers to his teeth... as a young man. * '''[[Prince Apophas]]:''' He was an evil asshole, so he was put into a crypt to be eaten by beetles. He made a deal with a god though, and now he can fly and barf insects on people. He's a super-powerful warmachine killer. Beyond that, he's not entirely worth it when you consider all the heroes you can choose from. He is also "resembles" but is legally distinct from a similarly named character in an Egyptian themed sci-fi tv show, the titular character from The Mummy and the Egyptian god of evil and chaos and stuff (though you can't copyright ancient mythology) Terrible. * '''[[Rahmhotep the Visionary]]:''' Nehekhara's best architect and most merciless taskmaster. In return for building monuments, the ancient architects would be sacrificed so their ideas couldn't be shared with other kings than the ones who commissioned them, so the man got his fellow architects wasted and then he'd disguise himself as them and go around building monuments. Yeah, how many people can say they escaped sacrifice several times and walk around like nothing was new. He's pretty pissed that everything is falling apart, so he's caught between a murderous rage that is the stuff of legend and playing a one-man game of [[Minecraft]] after a Creeper apocalypse. * '''Prince Tutankhanut:''' King Tutankhamun expy. Died young, had a golden body that was artificially made for him until he gets his fleshy gold from Khatep. * '''King Phar:''' In life, absolutely HATED greenskins and was the only man able to defeat Settra in a single battle. Died of old age while fighting him, allowing Settra to claim his kingdom of Mahrak. After rising, he was angered beyond words that his descendants had sworn loyalty to Settra and destroyed their bodies which left him the only ruler of Mahrak. Returned to being Settra's rival and destroying any greenskins in or near Nehekhara. Uses a skull flail that puts those of any Khornate to shame, made from Orc Warboss skulls. In the End Times he was retconned to be from Numas, not Mahrak. * '''Sehenesmet:''' Vizier of Quatar, either a High Liche Priest with the skills of a Necrotect or a one who happens to wield magic. Perfected the process of animating living statues, and towards the end of his life put himself in one. So famous are his statues that one would find it difficult in Araby to find people who didn't hear of them. * '''Amanhotep:''' The primary Tomb King of Zandri. Taken by [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] Knights who thought he was their ancestor and woke up buried in Bretonnian regalia and sealed in a Bretonnian tomb. Woke up, ran amok through the region, then <strike>marched</strike> walked angrily back home while nursing a grudge against not-Frenchmen ever since. Had a special part to play in the [[Dreadfleet]] campaign where once again humans come and wreck his shit, in this case a thief named Jaego Roth from [[Sartosa]] who stole a literal boatload of gold in order to pay mercenaries to sail with him to kill the vampire who killed his family. Amanhotep immediately went to his ship, the ''Curse Of Zandri'', which was a pyramid on a very large Solar Barge with a tail like a [[Warsphinx]] that fired a powerful laser armed with catapults and crewed by Ushabti. * '''Behedesh:''' Hates greenskins as much as Phar, takes the fight outside Nehekhara to the Old World. * '''Setep:''' Seeks to make a kingdom in the nearly impassible mountains around northern Nehekhara, the [[Border Princes]]. Rivals include greenskins, Vampires, Dwarfs, and living humans. Made a magical golden sword with a blue edge that slices through normal armor effortlessly and shatters magical armor. * '''Alkharad:''' A Tomb King in eternal war with [[Slayer]]s over a golden disk stolen by one of their ancestors and set in a hammer. Dwarfs barely recognize humans as having property rights, Undead humans are less than nothing so no crime was committed in their eyes. Alkharad gave them a chance, now the Dwarf race is forfeit and will pay for their dishonor one dead Slayer at a time. * '''Pharakh:''' Killed by [[The Empire (Warhammer Fantasy)|the Empire]]. Going to blitz the FUCK out of not-Germany once he gets back from resurrection.
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