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== The Age of Chaos == Finally, at the battle for the Allpoints, a location containing a Realmgate to each Realm, [[Nagash]] predictably backstabbed Sigmar and the rest of Order due to the (unspecified and probably negligible, since [[That Guy|this is what Nagash does]]) manipulation of Tzeentch and Archaon, as well as his own inevitable resentment that <s>Sigmar</s> literally anyone was in charge instead of him, then fucked off in a mad dash back to the Realm of Death. Sigmar chased after Nagash in anger before realizing [[Derp|"OH FUCK, THE BATTLE!"]], and returned to see that Chaos had laid siege to each Realm. Sigmar, disgusted, called on Tyrion and Malerion to take a moment from kicking Slaanesh in the tummeh and help him and the mortals forge a magical barrier preventing Chaos from entering Azyr (or the all-seeing Tzeentch from seeing past it), then shut the gates to the Realm and began preparations to defend against the incoming siege (which makes you wonder why the hell he didn't think to do the same to EVERY realm before Chaos showed up). Nagash returned to the Realm of Death thinking he'd won, only to find the fucking [[Skaven]] had blown up his Black Pyramid. AGAIN. Then [[Archaon]] appeared and blew Nagash the fuck up, although Nagash's soul survived (he controls the afterlife now, where the hell else would he go? Detroit?) and immediately began reforming his body (so Nagash was reset back to pre-End Times, although he can actually appear on the battlefield now if he wants to). After Azyr closed itβs gates, Chaos laid waste to the 7 remaining Mortal Realms and ruined all the civilizations built up during the Age of Myth, [[Age of Strife|leaving only hidden strongholds and fugitive enclaves]]. Sigmar gave up fighting them and retreated to Azyrheim to build his army of Stormcast Eternals. Running out of things to kill, Khorne then attacked the ENTIRE REST OF CHAOS, allowing the inhabitants of the realms a bit of a breather. Also, the Great Horned Rat is now a Chaos God. The other three Chaos Gods thought very little of him, although Skavenblight was allowed to become a section of the Realm of Chaos (due to the mistakes of the Skaven, however, it half sunk back into the material plane which in turn gives [[Skaven]] the ability to appear in any of the Realms at will). Even Archaon, President of the Chaos Fan Club, believes the Skaven to be unworthy of respect, and he spits in the face of the Great Horned Rat directly. Although, considering the fact that being [[Luke|wretched, downtrodden, and despised]] is arguably now their schtick on a metaphysical level, he may perversely think that itβs [[heresy]] to do anything else.
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