Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== NERF Strongarms are Underpowered in the Neighborhood ==

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork NERF Alpha Trooper" bullshit that's going on in the neighborhood right now. Strongarms deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine NERF Strongarm from Toys'R'Us for $9.97 (that's about one gift card) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 days now. I can even hit the "elite" ranges of 75 feet with my Retaliator.

Hasbro workers spend minutes working on a single Strongarm and put in about 30 pieces to produce the finest foam dart guns known to mankind.

Strongarms are thrice as powerful as Alpha Troopers and a third the size for that matter too. Anything an Alpha Trooper can hit, a Strongarm can hit twice as fast. I'm pretty sure a Strongarm could stop a charging Chihuahua wearing a full-body doggy sweater.

Ever wonder why Maple Street never bothered conquering West Elm Street? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined sixth graders and their Strongarms of foamstruction. Even during the Battle of Cody's backyard, seventh grade soldiers targeted the kids with the Strongarms first because their foaming power was feared and respected.