Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== Furries are Underpowered in Dwarf Fortress 0.40.03==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Mod Orc" bullshit that's going on in Dwarf Fortress right now. Furries deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine furry in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with the claws.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single furry and redraw it up to a million times to produce the finest furries known to mankind.

Furry claws are thrice as sharp as Orcish swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything an Orcish sword can cut through, a furry can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a furry could easily bisect a clown wearing full divine plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why Australia never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Furries and their claws of destruction. Even in the attack on Sydney, Orcish soldiers targeted the furries first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Furries are simply the race that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the Dwarf Fortress system. Here is the raw folder text I propose for furries:

[CREATURE:LYNX_MAN]

[COPY_TAGS_FROM:LYNX]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:ANIMAL_PERSON]

[CAVE_ADAPT]

[SMELL_TRIGGER:5]

[LOW_LIGHT_VISION:10000]

[CV_REMOVE_TAG:GRAVITATE_BODY_SIZE]

[GRAVITATE_BODY_SIZE:200000]

[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT]

[NOCTURNAL]

[GO_TO_END]

[SELECT_CASTE:MALE]

[CASTE_NAME:lynx man:lynx men:lynx man]

[SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE]

[CASTE_NAME:lynx woman:lynx women:lynx woman]

[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:KICK_ATTACK]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:CLAW_SCRATCH_ATTACK]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:TOOTH_BITE_ATTACK]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_BIPED_GAITS:711:521:293:219:900:1900] 40 kph

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CLIMBING_GAITS:2990:2257:1525:731:4300:6100] 12 kph

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:2990:2257:1525:731:4300:6100] 12 kph

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CRAWLING_GAITS:2990:2257:1525:731:4300:6100] 12 kph

[GO_TO_START]

[NAME:lynx man:lynx men:lynx man]

[DESCRIPTION:A person with the head and tail of a lynx.]

[POPULATION_NUMBER:30:50]

[CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:5]

[MAXAGE:150:200]

[CREATURE_TILE:'l']

[COLOR:6:0:0]

[BABY:1]

[CHILD:12]

[GO_TO_TAG:USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:CLAW:CLAW_TEMPLATE]

[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:FINGER:CLAW:FRONT]

Now that seems a lot more representative of the deadly versatility of furries in real life, don't you think?